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Diary Of Poco Lobo VI

MY GIRL April 21, 2006

Yippy!!!! I'm in love! I have a girl dog now. Her name is Peanut & she is so darn adorable. She's also on Dogster! That's how we met. Our moms started chatting & the next thing you know I'm head over heels for a cute little bright eyed girl!!

April 8, 2006: NOTICE TO PEOPLE WHO VISIT MY HOME

written by: Lobo & Chief

1. The dog lives here....you do not.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, I have some disgusting habits. So does my owner & so do you. What's your point?

4. Of course I smell like a dog!

5. It's my nature to try to sniff your crotch. Feel free to sniff mine.

6. My mom likes me better than she does most people.

7. To you I'm a dog. To my mom I'm an adopted son, who is short, hairy, & walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly, & hates cats. She has no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang around with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, & if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.