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Moby's Notes

Home again, Home again

Mom and Dad came to save me today. Now don't get me wrong, I really love my Mom and Dad but I really liked the ladies at the hospital. They were all young and cute. And most of all they loved me. But I'm back home and Mom and Dad just won't let me sleep. Every few hours they poke me or shake me to wake up and eat little things they call pills. Some taste good and some don't. I don't like the watery thing they give me but I do like the special food they give me.
Overall, it's pretty good to be home though. I thanked Brandy for peeing on the floor as a greeting when I got home. And Spencer made me a gift of toliet paper art. Mom and Dad cleaned both up quickly so I didn't get to enjoy them for long but it was still nice gestures.
They say I've got to get more tests on Friday. I guess I'm not passing the tests they are giving me. I didn't even know I was getting tests. They must be hidden. I'm really good at tests though. I've passed every test that I've taken at school. So I'm hoping that Friday is the day to pass. We'll see though.
Well, I'm sleepy so I need to go curl up for nap with Dad.

BumbleBee's are evil

I'm sick. I've been in the hospital since yesterday. It all just started with a nice day at the park. I tried to eat a bumble bee but it stuck me instead. My mouth swelled a little but it got better after an hour. But then 3 hours later, I got sick. I couldn't breath and Mom took me inside and we rushed to the hospital. They gave me some oxygen and it made me feel better but then Mom and Dad left while they stuck plasma in me. I thought that would make it so I could watch TV but I guess its something different because I can't see anything on me yet. Mom and Dad came back and drove me to a different hospital. That's where I still am. They keep sticking me with things and cutting off my hair. I hate it. I hope I get better so I can go home. I hope I can see my Mom and Dad soon. I like these people (the girls are cute) but I miss Mom and Dad.

Moral of the story - don't eat bumble bees. They are evil.

She's Been A Cheat'n

My mom is cheating on me. She leaves every Tuesday night and is gone for 2 hours and comes home smelling of ...OTHER DOGS. What's with that? I plead with her to not go each Tuesday but she just pats me on my head as she walks out the door. She tries to kiss up to me and my brother and sister by always giving us bunches of hot dogs and cheese before she leaves. Of course, she makes me work for it by doing tricks and stuff but she still gives it to us. But the worse part is that she cuts up the hot dogs and cheese in front of us and gives us pieces but puts most of it a bag that then goes in MY treat bag before she leaves. So it's just so obvious that she's going out with another dog or two. She always tries to justify the smell when she comes home by saying she was "helping other dogs learn to be good like me." That's her code word for snuggling and petting and giving treats to other dogs. It disgusts me.

But after a few hours of her being home after she's gone out with the other dogs, she snuggles me and know she loves me best and will never fully leave me alone. (If only I could get rid of the competition!)