Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
12. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7. Barking in next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe(tm) still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

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Source: http://home.swipnet.se/~w-21703/compdogs.htm

"Luck of the Irish" -- For everyone who loves those fiery red heads.

Greetings my furry friends!

!! Welcome to “Luck of the Irish” – Irish Setter Admiration Society !!

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If your human is lucky enough to have an Irish Setter, they know the joy of living every moment to its fullest, and the beauty of the world through our eyes. I started this group because I wanted to find other Setters...it seems they are a rare breed in Canada.

Irish Setters, Irish Red & White Setters, and even Irish Setter mixes are more than welcome to join "Luck of the Irish"! And humans who are mourning the loss of an Irish Setter are encourage to reminisce (or send Tatianna or Bobby a Dogster message if you prefer).

Even if you’re another breed of dog, and you're interested in learning about Irish Setters...that's just great too. Feel free to start a new thread, or pose a Setter related question to the group. So go ahead and invite your friends.

So many friendly new faces...over 50 members are in our cozy little kennel. Make yourself right at home...there's plenty of biscuits and rawhides for everyone! :-)

Many licks,

Tatianna