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A Doo Doo's Life

I LOVE The Snow!!!!

Yesterday, my Mom and I played out in the snow! She kicks the snow into the air and I jump up really high and try to eat the snowballs! I never want to go back into the house either! I found a little "cave" under a bush, and it is my little place that I like to go to.....I am not telling what I do in there! I had to go the the vet on Saturday morning at 9:00 am, cause my Mom was worried about me because I was drooling excessively the night before.....plus, when I was sleeping on the bed, after an hour, the bed was saturated where my head was. The vet said everything was ok, but that was kinda gross, and it was ruining Mom's hardwood floors. It is not happening anymore, if Mom had waited a day, I wouldn't have had to go the the vet so ridiculously early on a Saturday morning! She worries too much, and she panics right away. Hey, and the vet said that I won the "cleanest teeth" contest.....if there is such a thing. I still have my puppy breath and I am 3 years old! It is from chewing on all of my nylabones....
I am getting one of those new toenail clippers for Christmas, you know...the ones that indicates whether you are close to the wick. I don't mind getting my nails done, and I am really good about it...I just lie there calmly the whole time.....I am a very GOOD boy!

Fourth of July!

Well, I went to the fireworks at the town park, just like I have been doing every year. I love fireworks, and I am not afraid of them like the other dogs seem to be. I met the Fire Marshall and he said that he has two French Bulldogs! Everyone around me agreed that I am a "mutant"...whatever that means! So what if I am two sizes larger than other Frenchies....and I weigh 10 pounds more than the average Frenchie.

I enjoyed watching the "little humans" run around. I wanted to chase them. Everyone's hot dogs and food sure smelled good too!

My Mom says she is embarrassed to take me to a Frenchie convention, because I will probably be the largest Frenchie there! If anyone out there has an extra-large mutant Frenchie, please let me know!

Cuddle Time

Dear Doo Doo's Diary,
Today my mommy's daughter, Brittany, seemed kind of sad. She spent a lot of time with me which I think cheered her up a bit. Although, she kept on putting her arms around my head which wasn't very comforatable, so I kept on running away.
And not to mention that mommy's friend, Donna...her toes are really tasty! They should be on the specials menu at Dogger King! And don't forget that, Donna and Brittany played with Brittany's new magic wand! It was fun until Donna teased me and "turned me into a ballerina". And I'm a boy! She kept on spinning the wand around my head and I kept on following it so...


P.S. Mommy also called me her Little Chicken today! I'm not a chicken! And I'm not little either! I'm 10 months old already! Sheesh! I'm a real boy!

Sincerely,

The Dooster
(It's a new nickname I thought of, too bad I can't tell the humans, yet...I'm a real boy!)