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A day in the life of Lilly

Grandma's and Grandpa's

yyaaaayyyy, I got to go to work with Mommy yesterday. It was soooo fun. I got to play with Wiggles, my brother all day while my mommy and his mommy * the boss* had to work. Then Mommy and Daddy took my to my grandparents for a awhile. I got to play with their Dog Misty. We don't know what breed she is. But she is about 5 or 6 times my size. She likes playing with me even though I am Tiny. ( I an about 4 pounds. I haven't grown at all since Mommy got me...well maybe a little but she doesn't see it much.) I chased Misty all over the house and I went and jumped on Grandpa. He pretends not to like animals but I saw him smiling when I was playing with him. Then I went for a Truck ride while the humans went to get gas. It was only the second time I got to ride in a car outside of my Kennel, only because Mommy was holding me. I don't really like car rides too much. I start shaking and I get real quiet and lay down. I guess I am somewhat a scaredy pup.
Well Then I finally went home. By that time I was sooo pooped all I wanted to do what eat my dinner and fall asleep on one of the humans. Mommy left me home today. Daddy is here with me until two and then Mommy will be home at 5:30-ish Then She will let me out to play for a while. Then she has to go get stuff for a fishing trip. I wanna go. Boy do I wanna go. I don't like water but I thikn the fish would be fun to play with. But the humans say its better if I stay with Uncle Jim. Oh well hes fun to play with too.
Well Moki wants to computer now so I better let her have it so she can do what she needs to do and then take a nap. Bye for now.

Housebreaking

Hi, I'm Lilly. I thought I would just write a little bit about myself.
I refuse to be houe broken. They can't make me. No Ma'am, not me.
Racheal, my master, got several books, looked online and and asked many people on how to house break me. Her master, Racheal calls her her boss, but I know its the same as a master, my brothers master was having the same issure with him. she tried crate training. She almost had me (so she thought) until she got Bear. We had bear for a little while. Bear was horrible. He cried at every little thing. He refused to be house broke. He gave worms to everyone in my family (animals only). He tore up anything in site. She had to find another home for him. He was fun to play with but would not let me cuddle with my masters, Racheal and Wayne. Well now I have tried the piddle pad, Oh buddy I get lots of loving when I do, but I just don't wanna.
I like to wait until they leave and go on their couch. That crate training was a joke! They started spanking me. I cry and they stop. If I don't cry I start wagging my tail and they know I don't care. When I get excited I still tinkle. All the time, I do this. I don't know why. I just can't help it. I don't get in trouble for this. I don't do this on purpose. I peed on Wayne's sister, and on several other people. Racheal says it might be a medical problem, that is they punish me for this it will get worse. They don't know what to do. They catch me sniffing sometimes and will put me outside and I will go. But I don't always give them a warning. I want to be a good dog, They have tried everything and just don't know what else to do. Wayne read somewhere that I am just not getting the message, but I don't know. I just don't seem to care. Well Its time for my walk so I am going to head out. I will update again soon.