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Historical Facts

March 26th 2014 11:33 am
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I would like to thank the nice dogs at dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick yesterday. I couldn't write a diary because I had to get on an airplane and do a quick tour for all the dogs who bought tickets to my "diary reading tour". It was so nice to meet so many of you in pawson. I'd like to thank the family of Sammy Jo, Toby Jo, and Joey Jo for the St. Patrick's Day hat and Riley for the 4 leaf clover. I am already lucky that I have so many wonderful pals. I also want to thank the family of Charlie, Harry and Lucy for the blue ribbon. Hershey and Van Winkle also sent me a blue ribbon. I guess I'll be having to buy a new cabinet if I get many more blue ribbons. Maybe Mommy will buy us a bigger house to hold all the cabinets.
Mommy has been watching a television program called "Drunk History". This shows the danger of allowing humans to relate historical facts because they tend to get them wrong even when they are sober. I'll admit the show can be funny which might explain why it is on Comedy Central. I am annoyed since Mommy just finished watching one about Teddy Roosevelt and the Rough Riders. If a stuffed bear can be president, then why is it that I have yet to win an election? Wouldn't a dog make a better president than a stuffed bear? I think only dogs should be allowed to vote and that would make things better for everyone....milkbones for everyone!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Historical Facts)

 

Angel Got a New Collar and I Didn't!

March 24th 2014 8:16 am
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What does it take to get through to the humans that they have annoyed this dog? Yesterday, Mommy went to the pet store and brought me a salmon stick and a special cookie with frosting on it. Of course, Angel Zoom Smokey got the same thing. However, she was given preferential treatment because she also got a new collar. Supposedly that is why Mommy went by the pet store because she said Angel needed a new collar because the one she had was frayed. I spent the day sulking in the living room and would not enter Mommy's room to spend time with her. Finally, after about 6 hours, Mommy finally realized that I must be upset about something. Why did it take her so long to figure it out? I will just assume it is because most humans are stupid when compared to a dog's advanced intelligence. She knows that we always get the same stuff. When I have a wolfday, Angel gets gifts too, and vice versa. I forgave Mommy when she finally put it together and told me that she would buy me a new collar too if I want one. I kissed her and told her I loved her so it turned out okay. Still, how long does it take for the humans to realize that they have made their dog mad? They wonder why dogs have to bite them sometimes. It is the only way to get through to the really stupid humans!

Demon Flash Bandit (Upset Dog)

 

Phantom and I had a Great St. Patrick's Day!

March 22nd 2014 4:28 pm
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I didn't thank dogster for making me a dog of the day earlier this month. I wasn't on the computer for several days so I wouldn't know if some of my pals hadn't sent me gifts and pawmail. I want to conpawtulate my pal, Biscuit for being a diary pick today, and my pal Scooter for being the dog of the week! I am always happy when one of my pals gets a dogster honor!

Mommy stopped by the pet store near our house today, and bought us some salmon jerky. That salmon jerky is delicious. I highly recommend it to all the dogs out there who enjoy salmon.

I have to tell you that Phantom Fast Snowman had a nice St. Patrick's Day. I had a bottle of brandy in my area, and Phantom spent a lot of time with me helping me empty the bottle. Phantom is very nice that way. I do think he got a little silly when he declared that all food that dogs eat should be green, and he is going to wear his beer mug hat year round. When it comes to silliness, I always expect it from Phantom on St. Patrick's Day.

Demon Flash Bandit (Had a Great St. Patrick's Day)

 

I'm Back!!!

March 20th 2014 2:10 pm
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I'm back, but when I come back, it is a lot nicer than when that nasty shark comes back. At least I think that is the movie that line was from. I have to admit that I have never watched any of those shark movies. I have enough problems dealing with the evil birds. I don't want to even think about killer fish!

By the way, Angel Zoom Smokey appreciated all her birthday wishes and gifts. She had a wonderful wolfday and so did I since I get the same stuff she gets. She is now 7 years old so I told her she isn't a puppy anymore and should quit acting like one. I doubt that she will ever act her age. I also have an update on her vet visit. When Mommy took her back to the vet, the bladder infection is gone, but there were a few crystals in her pee so the dr. wants Mommy to have it checked again in a couple of weeks. I think she is okay. It is possible that she might just need a change of diet which means that I can eat her chicken.LOL

I have to go now, but I am glad to be back, and I'm glad dogster did not shut down our barking!

Demon Flash Bandit (I'm Back)

 

No Salad Please!

March 9th 2014 7:02 pm
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Angel Zoom Smokey is mad at Wendys restaurant. Don't get me wrong....we both love their hamburgers. However, Mommy stopped at drive-thru and got herself a salad. Mommy did not like the salad because the salad had bleu cheese, and Mommy had never had bleu cheese before which was a good thing because she hated it. Therefore, she offered the cheese to Angel. She knew I wouldn't eat it. I'm not big on trying new tastes. Angel Zoom Smokey would not even try it. I'm glad that she didn't. She said that she is not eating any cheese that looks like mold. Yes, dogs, it is truly disgusting looking. I still don't understand how the humans can pull up to a restaurant that serves hamburgers and order salad. I can guarantee no dog would order a salad!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who is not Fond of salads)

 

Wonderful Winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 2nd 2014 7:54 am
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Wow, I am able to get on dogster on the first try today. The birds running AT&T must be sleeping. I know some of you might say (not the dogs reading this, but their humans), "Demon, aren't you a bit too mean to the birds?". I don't think I am being mean at all. What is so bad about wishing the birds have a good rest? I'm a doggy sweetheart!

My human is making no sense to me. She isn't getting on the computer as much, and she just seems to want to sit around watching television. I've even heard her say that the bears are far more intelligent than they are given credit for because they hibernate all winter. This means that Yogi must be an absolute genius because he is "smarter than the average bear". Anywho, this does not make sense to me. Being a husky, I have thought that this is the first wonderful winter we have had in years. Most of the recent winters have been mild which really annoyed me. I have been petitioning Mother Nature to get with the program and send a dog the kind of winter he wants! I finally get Mother Nature to send us the kind of winter Michigan is supposed to have and what happens-my human is unhappy. She is talking about Florida again. I have written about Florida in the past. I've been to Pensacola, and that state is quite deceptive in its advertising. I saw the white "sand" beach from the car, and imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was not snow at all, but sand. In addition, it is not cool sand, but sand that has been sitting out in the sun! Daddy enjoyed the Navel Museum, but I think Alaska would have been a more interesting vacation spot. Of course, the humans did not ask my opinion, and I was too busy happily jumping into the car to accompany them that I did not ask any questions. Mommy can't wait for spring to arrive which brings me to my point. My humans are stupid. The only smart thing they have done in their entire lives was getting me, but I do love them for that.

Demon Flash Bandit (Enjoying Wonderful Weather)

 

Dog Show Winner

February 24th 2014 3:27 pm
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I have been having trouble getting onto dogster lately. I can only assume that the site has been busy with all the dogs trying to get all their information. In addition, my Internet service has been having problems because, evidently, AT&T is run by birds!

I want to let everyone know that a Wire Fox Terrier named Sky was the best in show. As usual, I was doing the dogs in the show a favor in not showing up. If I had been there, they wouldn't have had a chance. Actually, I'm only kidding. Do you know they expect dogs to behave at the show? That would count me out immediately. I'm a good dog, but I don't like to follow instructions from the humans. I think I should be the one giving the orders!

Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog!)

 

Bones

February 5th 2014 7:30 am
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Mommy and I have just finished watching the sixth season of the television show, Bones. I think this show makes no sense. There are always bones on the show, but seldom any dogs to eat the bones. I think that a lot of time and money could be saved among the humans if they just let the dogs eat the "evidence" and then they could all go home early. I, for one, would enjoy watching dogs eat bones and I think it would be an interesting program!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bones)

 

Local Groundhog, Woody, Agrees With Phil from Pennsylvania

February 2nd 2014 2:27 pm
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Our local groundhog, the official Michigan groundhog, who lives at the Howell Nature Center is named Woody. He agrees with that Phil grounddude in Pennsylvania. I'm delighted that we are going to have 6 more weeks of winter, but my humans are not happy with the prediction. I say a dog can't argue with the groundhog particularly if the dog likes what he says.

Demon Flash Bandit (Delighted With Prediction)

 

"They Can Take Dogster, But They Can't Stop Us From Barking"

February 1st 2014 10:54 am
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Zoe and Biscuit for being chosen as diary picks today. I knew I wouldn't be chosen since I suggested the we dogs sue HQ for breach of contract because we will lose our "forever" gifts. They know that one look at our cute doggy faces would have the judge immediately rule in our favor!

There isn't much going on around here. Angel Zoom Smokey had to go to the vet and get some antibiotics. She has a bladder infection, but is doing good. She doesn't even seem to be feeling bad. I'm really going to miss barking to my pals, but I plan to keep in touch. "They can take dogster, but they can't stop us from barking"...quote from Braveheart.

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