Tail of Two Dogs and Their Bacon

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. The bacon supply was in danger, and all the dogs all over the world were preparing for the worst. What would they do without bacon to eat? Is there any food that can compare to the taste and even the smell of bacon sizzling. It is the item that caused Michael Scott on The Office to burn his foot on a George George Foreman grill. Who could blame him for wanting to wake up to the smell of sizzling bacon on the grill? How will the humans make bacon burgers, bacon chicken sandwiches or the ever popular bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich? (I prefer my BLTs without the lettuce and tomato, but extra bacon is always welcome.) How did this happen? My sources say that aliens from another planet came here in a quest to steal all Earth's bacon. I think this is true judging from the amount of UFO's hanging out over places that serve bacon. I understand why the aliens want the bacon, but that does not mean that I will give up my bacon without a fight. I am going to fight the aliens that are stealing my bacon. It is a far better thing I do than I have ever done before....yes, I'm eating some bacon, and it is super good-it is the best thing I have ever done since the last time I ate bacon!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (No Bacon for Aliens)

Pass the Bacon Please

I was watching a commercial for some television program that is about hotels-the Mariott in particular. When it said how many pieces of bacon the hotel serves, this dog called to reserve a room there. It was a staggering amount of bacon--even for a dog, but I will do my best to eat every bite of it. Husky promise!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Bacon Loving Dog)

Buck and the Smurfs

Today I am going to share a link with you that tells the true story of a dog in Texas who was shot in the face with buckshot, and left in a garbage bag in the cold to die. Fortunately, this story has a happy ending because the dog was found by a human and more than enough money was raised through Facebook to give Buck (what he is now named) the medical care he needs.

http://main.aol.com/2013/01/08/dog-shot-in-face-su rvives-tami-augustyn-facebook_n_2448525.html?1357834960&icid =maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl3%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D25541

I think that any money left over from his medical care should be spent on bullets and a big garbage bag so that the human who did this to Buck can get the same treatment. I'm sure there are plenty of humans in Texas who would have a gun that could be "borrowed" for a short time to shoot this jerk. I bet there are even some gun owners in Texas that would be glad to shoot the bad human. I hope Buck will not be blind for life because of the abuse, and I hope that human gets what is coming to him (or her).

Now that I have talked about the serious news, I have another item to share with my readers, and it is about 4 smurfs who were arrested for assault. They claim to be Bad Smurf, Mean Smurf, Assault Smurf, and Killer Smurf. The authorities plan to release the smurf over to Papa Smurf, but I think it is a big mistake. Clearly, these are members of the Blue Man group who are masquerading as smurfs. I bet they are just trying to make the smurfs look bad. Maybe they are jealous that the Smurfs had a recent movie hit and are going to be releasing Smurfs 2 soon. Here is the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/smurfs-arr ested-assault-melbourne-australia_n_2439961.html?ref=topbar


Until tomorrow, watch out for blue humans, smurfs, or whatever they are! Isn't there a blue dog out there too? I'm sure the blue dog has nothing to do with that assault.

Demon Flash Bandit (Not a Blue Dog-Except for the Eyes)

Skittles: The Best Dog Food the Humans Can Buy!!!

I have been unable to post a diary entry for the past couple of days so I did what any dog would do in that situation--I took some time off to nap. I will give it another try today and see what happens. If my entry doesn't show up, this dog will get some more time off for napping.

I did have a good thing happen to me. I "found" a box of skittles that were mine. I could tell they were mine because they were hidden in a spot where the humans didn't think I could reach. That means that they were mine, but I was supposed to work for them. I carried them around for a day, but then I finally decided that it was silly to have them sitting in a box when they could be sitting in my mouth. My mouth won, and I opened the box and ate them!! They were delicious!!!! I highly recommend skittles--I think they are made exclusively for dogs, but they are so good that they humans try to eat them instead.

Demon Flash Bandit (Skittles: Good Dog Food)

Skittles: The Best Dog Food the Humans Can Buy!!!

I have been unable to post a diary entry for the past couple of days so I did what any dog would do in that situation--I took some time off to nap. I will give it another try today and see what happens. If my entry doesn't show up, this dog will get some more time off for napping.

I did have a good thing happen to me. I "found" a box of skittles that were mine. I could tell they were mine because they were hidden in a spot where the humans didn't think I could reach. That means that they were mine, but I was supposed to work for them. I carried them around for a day, but then I finally decided that it was silly to have them sitting in a box when they could be sitting in my mouth. My mouth won, and I opened the box and ate them!! They were delicious!!!! I highly recommend skittles--I think they are made exclusively for dogs, but they are so good that they humans try to eat them instead.

Demon Flash Bandit (Skittles: Good Dog Food)

I LOVE Snow!!!

I have had trouble the past couple of days even posting comments on my friends' dairy entries. Yesterday, I tried to let Zoe know that her sister being replaced by a space alien was probably the proper conclusion. Today, I was unable to tell Whitley that I have an bit of advice to ask Whitley. Since we dogs are so cute when we shake our butts, what can you do to help the humans not be overwhelmed by our cuteness?

I have a funny item to share with my readers involving a dog standing in snow. I think it was a delightful photo, but this dog is not a sled dog, and did not seemed as happy as I would be in the same situation. Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/dog-hates-snow-photo

I hope this diary entry makes it through because dogster was really having flea problems yesterday on my end.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Snow)

I LOVE Snow!!!

I have had trouble the past couple of days even posting comments on my friends' dairy entries. Yesterday, I tried to let Zoe know that her sister being replaced by a space alien was probably the proper conclusion. Today, I was unable to tell Whitley that I have an bit of advice to ask Whitley. Since we dogs are so cute when we shake our butts, what can you do to help the humans not be overwhelmed by our cuteness?

I have a funny item to share with my readers involving a dog standing in snow. I think it was a delightful photo, but this dog is not a sled dog, and did not seemed as happy as I would be in the same situation. Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/dog-hates-snow-photo

I hope this diary entry makes it through because dogster was really having flea problems yesterday on my end.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Snow)

I LOVE Snow!!!

I have had trouble the past couple of days even posting comments on my friends' dairy entries. Yesterday, I tried to let Zoe know that her sister being replaced by a space alien was probably the proper conclusion. Today, I was unable to tell Whitley that I have an bit of advice to ask Whitley. Since we dogs are so cute when we shake our butts, what can you do to help the humans not be overwhelmed by our cuteness?

I have a funny item to share with my readers involving a dog standing in snow. I think it was a delightful photo, but this dog is not a sled dog, and did not seemed as happy as I would be in the same situation. Here is the link:

http://now.msn.com/dog-hates-snow-photo

I hope this diary entry makes it through because dogster was really having flea problems yesterday on my end.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Snow)

Where's My Spotlight??????

I didn't get to write yesterday because my secretary took the day off to go to a movie--without my permission!!! However, I am happy to report that today I am back--the champion, the legend, the Demon Flash Bandit!!! Go ahead with the spotlights Mom. Why is the spotlight a small flashlight? What do you mean we don't have any spotlights? How do these humans expect a star like myself to live in a house that does not have spotlights. I have to go and do some reserch on the Internet. Someone has to order my spotlights because the humans don't have the brains to do so. By the way, check out my blog today. I wrote about how the humans need to have a dog accompany them on shopping trips. My Mommy bought a pasta boat--yes, a boat made from pasta. No dog would have been dumb enough to buy a boat made of pasta! My blog address:
www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com


Demon Flash Bandit (Star Dog)

Plush Bacon that Talks

I want to thank dogster for choosing my diary as a diary pick today. I also want to thank my pals, Hershey and "Winkie" for giving me a blue ribbon for my cabinet.

I hope the new year is going well for my pals. As usual, I was doing some Internet research for my diary, and I came across this wonderful item that I have to share with my readers. It is a piece of "plush bacon". It is not actually meant for dogs, but I'm sure most dogs would love to get their paws on it, and at $19.99, I think it is a bargain. It even has an animated mouth that says, "I'm bacon" when you squeeze it. I think this is something that any human would be thrilled to have so, if you need a birthday gift or you just want to give someone something cool, this is truly a great gift idea. Or you can order one for yourself-you'll be glad you did. Here is the link:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e1d0/

Tell them Demon Flash Bandit recommended this product!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bacon-Real or Plush)