December 19th 2013 2:04 pm
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The humans put a Christmas tree in the house yesterday. I'm glad to see it up because every time a tree goes up, there are always gifts under it for us dogs. I have sniffed it and given it my approval. It is not a "real" tree, but it isn't the one I'm used to. Evidently, Mommy thought it was time to replace the tree with a newer one. I'm sure some dogs have a hard time not messing with a Christmas tree, but I'm a good dog. I have never bothered the tree. This dog is not going to risk my gifts from Santa Paws to do something naughty!
Demon Flash Bandit (Admiring Christmas Tree)
December 17th 2013 10:19 am
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I have been having trouble getting onto dogster lately so, if you have missed my entries, that is the reason.
We finally got snow here. I am happy about it. Needless to say, my humans don't agree with me on the snow situation. I would write longer, but I plan to go outside and build a snowdog!
Demon Flash Bandit (I'm Building a Snowdog!)
December 16th 2013 1:59 am
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It has been a few days since my last entry, and I have no new stories to confess. Wait a minute, this is not a confession, and this dog has done nothing wrong. I suspect Angel Zoom Smokey is trying to trick me into taking the blame for one of her many transgressions. It is not going to work. I did not leave the "puddle" on Mommy's bed. That was obviously the dog who is nicknamed "Puddles" and Angel Zoom Smokey earned that name for a reason.
I am going to share a link about a man who is suing an airline because his dog was killed while travelling on their plane. The message is that dogs are part of the family and should be treated as such. Shouldn't that be obvious? Here is the link:
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing a Diary Entry)
December 11th 2013 5:21 pm
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I'd like to thank dogster for choosing my diary entry as a diary pick yesterday. I was unable to post an entry because the dogster site was giving me trouble so I had to give up. Today I want to conpawtulate my pal, Puff, for being chosen as a diary pick!
My birthday was Nov. 21, and I haven't had a chance to thank all my pals for their gifts to me yet. I will attempt to do so now. I'd like to thank Coco Rose and Puff for the crown. The gold heart from Woof, Molly, Buddy, Scooter, Petey, and Chloe was great. The pumpkin pie Lacey sent me was delicious. Thanks to the Papillon gang for sending me a cupcake which was delicious and a turkey dinner. I was so full from the stuff they sent, I could barely move, but I still managed to find room for the drumsticks from all the "Joes"--Sammy, Toby, Cory and Joey Joe and also one from Zaidie. Thanks to Charlie, Abbie and Teddy for sending me a pumpkin pie. Randi, Margo, Sadie-Luv You Forever sent me a heart which I really appreciated. I'm sorry if I left anyone out, but I got so many birthday gifts that it is hard to list all of them. By the way, I had a great wolfday with lots of presents and treats. In fact, I have decided that since one year is about 7 in dog years, I think I should have at least 7 birthdays throughout the year!
For those who want to read more about my up-coming appearance on the new television show about "dogs who hoard", be sure an check out my blog at www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com
Thanks for reading my diary!
Demon Flash Bandit (Lucky Dog)
December 9th 2013 11:04 am
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I had written a longer entry today, but it got lost somewhere in cyberspace. I don't have much time left, and the computer is running low on batteries (whatever they are), but I do want to share this link with my pals because I thought it was incredibly cute!
Don't you think the dog on drums looks like me. (It isn't me.)
Demon Flash Bandit (Little Drummer Dog)
December 6th 2013 2:14 pm
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Conpawtulations to my pals, Coco Rose and Biscuit for being chosen as daily diary picks today on dogster. As always, it is good to have so many talented pals!
I have had a very amusing day, and I have to give credit where credit is due. It is because of Angel Zoom Smokey. Angel is not the good dog that I am. Today Mommy discovered that she had "stolen" Mommy's special scarecrow quilt she bought at Cracker Barrel along with Mommy's new watch and Mommy's box of Kleenex. Angel claims she needed those items in order to watch Christmas shows. The watch to tell her the time it comes on, the Kleenex so she can cry during the sad scenes, but the quilt was a little harder for her to explain. Maybe that is because she has a new bed, and she has already has other "stolen" quilts in her bed. The only sad thing about this situation is that the humans are far too easy on her. This is why she continues her "life of crime". That dog gets by with entirely too much in my opinion.
Demon Flash Bandit (Good Dog)
December 3rd 2013 5:43 pm
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I'm back.....hold the applause!!! My absence is due to several problems. First, my "secretary" has been cleaning the house which is a complete waste of time since it is only going to get dirty again. Angel Zoom Smokey and myself are already busy messing it up. We had a meeting while Mommy was cleaning to do our planning for the future mess. My humans did not have their traditional Thanksgiving dinner because they went to a friend's house (Jeff had to work), and left us dogs alone for about 3 hours! Can you believe it? They left the thing for they should be most thankful to have in their lives (ME) to go eat a bird? I'm sympathetic with eating birds, but only at home. This has made me even more certain that birds need to die-as long as Mommy doesn't leave the house to go and eat it.
Saturday, my humans were at a wedding--at least William chose to stay home with Angel and myself. Jeff was the best man at his friends wedding and dogs were not included. I refused to put my pawtograph in his card. They will be sorry when they can't sell my pawtograph on ebay in a few years. I wrote my blog about it today:
Conpawtulations to my pal, Izzy for being a dog of the day choice on dogster. I also want to thank everyone for my wonderful gifts for which I don't have time to thank individually in today's diary.
I hope that I don't go so long in the future without a diary entry. I know how much they mean to my pals. I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Missed Writing)
November 21st 2013 9:24 am
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I would like to thank Dogster for choosing my diary as a pick of the day. I want to conpawtulate my pal, Biscuit, for joining me in the dogster diary honor! Conpawtulations to Greedy who is the dog of the day on dogster! I hope it is a good day for Greedy. It is also my birthday, and I have received so many wonderful gifts for my birthday! Zaidie sent me a delicious cupcake for which I am thankful! Bodie sent me a heart, and Pepper sent me an emerald. I got 3 very tasty drumsticks from Whitley, Petey, and Mr. Jack Freckles-Sir-Licks-A-Lot. Riley sent me a delicious turkey, and the pumpkin pie that Hobo sent was wonderful.
Although dogster has me listed as 9 years old, I am actually 10 years old. When Mommy signed me up for dogster, Mommy had no idea how to unload my photo onto the internet. Since it took a couple of months, by the time it was listed, I ended up being the wrong "age".
I can't wait for my pawty later today. I don't know why Jeff has to work today. Shouldn't my birthday be a national holiday?
I have a link to share with my readers:
http://news.yahoo.com/obamacare-signs-up-its-first -dog--so-there-s-that--at-least-161850233.html;_ylt=AiXePKQW V9_tPsRiD89S53EJVux_;_ylu=X3oDMTJhY3Axamo3BG1pdANBVFQgMyBTdG 9yeSBKdW1ib3Ryb24gSG9tZSBDYWNoZWQEcG9zAzMyBHNlYwNNZWRpYUF0dF dpZGdldHJvbkFzc2VtYmx5;_ylg=X3oDMTFkcW51ZGliBGludGwDdXMEbGFu ZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3BtaA--;_ylv=3
I 'm so pleased to see that Obamacare now includes dogs! Thanks Obama for thinking of us dogs. Thanks to Bo Obama for providing it for us dogs! I'm sure Bo thought of that one all by himself.
Demon Flash Bandit (Lucky Dog)
November 19th 2013 8:23 am
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Mommy wants me to thank the family of Randi, Margo, Sadie, Luv-You-Forever, and Casey for the paw and prayers you sent Mommy! Let's hope she can continue working for me. I'd hate to have to fire my own human mommy.
I didn't get around to writing a diary yesterday. You know how Mommy made that turkey for Angel Zoom Smokey and myself, We have been eating it for the past 2 days, and I think there is a third day's worth of meat on that bird. We were lucky we got one of the fatter birds because we both really pigged out on turkey meat! You are probably aware that Thanksgiving dinner makes the humans tired because of something in the turkey. I know it happened to me because I was going to write my diary (or actually dictate it to Mommy). I was so worn out, I just dropped over and fell asleep when I finished eating. It is official: a bird absolutely and positively kept me from posting a diary entry yesterday.
Yet another reason birds should die, and fortunately, a lot of turkeys will die in honor of Thanksgiving which is one of my favorite holidays!
Demon Flash Bandit (Hard at Work)
November 17th 2013 10:25 am
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I want to conpawtulate several of my pals who are diary picks today. Those dogs are: Anya, Buddy, and Pepper.
It has come to my attention that 2 of the local sports teams: The Detroit Tigers and the Detroit Lions are named after big cats. Why would they name their teams such stupid names? Wouldn't Detroit Dogs, Detroit Wolves or Detroit Coyotes be a much more intimidating name for a sports team? Who are the Tigers and Lions supposed to scare? The mice in the audience? Since they have had those names for a very long time, I won't go on a mission to change the names, but the humans should have had more sense than to name them after cats in the first place. However, humans are so stupid, I guess they would never have the brain power to "think it out properly". If you have teams to name in the future, ask a dog his or her opinion! That way you'll get a sensible name.
Demon Flash Bandit (Waiting for my Turkey)