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Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:56 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:55 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:55 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:55 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:55 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:54 am
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I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

Shoes are Delicious!

September 5th 2014 11:54 am
[ View A Comments ]

I would like to thank Randi, Margo, Sadie, and Casey for sending my humom the power of the paw. She is feeling better, and I'm sure the paw made a big difference in how she feels. Of course, having her get out of the hospital where I can take care of her helps too. I don't know why the humans go to human doctors when they can see Dr. Demon Flash Bandit for expert medical care---from a dog--as it should be!

I have a news story to share with my readers. A Great Dane in Portland, OR got sick and had to have surgery. The surgery resulted in the dogtor removing 43 1/2 socks that the dog had eaten. I feel so bad for this dog. All us dogs know that you don't eat socks--you eat SHOES! Shoes taste better-particularly the leather ones. It is like eating a rawhide bone when you eat leather shoes! I am wondering if the dog's humans are too poor to wear shoes. If so, there should be some program for providing shoes for a dog to eat. The humans have "food stamps". Shouldn't dogs have "shoe stamps"? I think it is time for us dogs to write our congressdogs about this. I'm sure they will agree. This is why I encourage dogs to run for political office. It is the only way to get things done properly. The humans would never understand the concept of "shoe stamps". I am sharing the link for those who want to read the details:

http://news.msn.com/offbeat/surgery-on-ailing-gr eat-dane-yields-43-1-2-socks



Demon Flash Bandit (Shoes are Delicious!)

 

I'm Glad to Have my Human Homr from Hospital

August 31st 2014 2:28 pm
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I'm back on dogster barking to my pals. My Mommy has been ill, and she spent several days in the hospital due to an infection, cellulitis, and a blood clot in one of her back paws. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, the humans should walk on all four paws as God intended. They have so many problems because of their insistence on being bi-pawed. SHe is home now and doing better so I am able to write my diary today. I have decided to share a cool video about dogs I found on the Internet. It is kind of funny, and I think my doggy pals will enjoy it. I know my human did. Here is the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWUlzEF62M

Demo n Flash Bandit (Glad to Have Human Home)

 

I'm Glad to Have my Human Homr from Hospital

August 31st 2014 2:28 pm
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I'm back on dogster barking to my pals. My Mommy has been ill, and she spent several days in the hospital due to an infection, cellulitis, and a blood clot in one of her back paws. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times, the humans should walk on all four paws as God intended. They have so many problems because of their insistence on being bi-pawed. SHe is home now and doing better so I am able to write my diary today. I have decided to share a cool video about dogs I found on the Internet. It is kind of funny, and I think my doggy pals will enjoy it. I know my human did. Here is the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWUlzEF62M

Demo n Flash Bandit (Glad to Have Human Home)

 

I Spend Lazy Day Sleeping!

August 10th 2014 9:31 am
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I haven't written a diary entry for awhile because I have been unable to access the site. Even now, when I click on a friend's diary to see what has been going on with my pals, I get a message saying that the friend's diary has been deleted. When I tried to write the last time (about a week ago), I got a message saying I had deleted my own diary which was not true. I would like to thank dogster for choosing my diary as a dairy pick 2 different days. As always, it is a great honor to be chosen.

Dogster has a quiz on the front page that tells whether a dog is lazy or not. My human took it for me since I was sleeping at the time, and it turns out I'm a lazy dog! I plan to spend today (which is a day set aside to be lazy) sleeping. I can't think of a better way to celebrate and, in that spirit, I am going to stop writing now!

Demon Flash Bandit (Lazy Dog--and Proud of It)

 
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