Thanks Dogster for Choosing my Diary as a Diary Pick!!!

I would like to thank the nice dogs at dogster for choosing my dairy entry as a diary of the day. It is particularly nice considering that I was sharing a diary entry of Phineas Frederic Flea 211, and I don't have to tell you how unpopular fleas are with us dogs!!! If it were up to me, fleas would be completely eradicated from the planet!!!

Now onto the most important news of the day---I have taken all of my robotic relatives, and I am very pleased because I was getting tired of having my humans try to sneak those awful tasting pills into my favorite candies. My paw looks and feels better, and I'm hoping that visit to the vet next week gives my paw a clean bill of health. Pals: Cross your paws for me that everything will be great with my paw!

I've got to go now. It is much later than usual, and I think my secretary is tired....typical human...wanting to nap all day.

Demon Flash Bandit (Diary Pick Monday, May 5, 2013)

Sharing a Diary Entry from Phineas Frederick Flea 211th

Imagine my surprise and annoyance at finding a new diary sitting on the floor near me. Of course, I will share an entry from this diary with my pals on dogster! The entry is from the diary of Phineas Frederick Flea 211th, and here it is:

I Want to Be Demon Flash Bandit's Flea

It has been another busy day trying to get onto that world famious blogging dog, Sir King Demon Flash Bandit. He looks so tasty and delicious, but he is not the kind of dog who will just sit idly by when a flea is trying to jump on him. I might add that I happen to be a very good jumper. I've even won flea jumping events. However, Demon is one very quick witted dog so he has always managed to keep me from getting on him, but I will continue to perservere because this flea does not give up!

Phineas Frederick Flea 211

As you can imagine, I am very, very annoyed at finding this diary!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing a Flea's Diary)

Statue of Demon Flash Bandit

I've decided that the world needs something to inspire the humans to greatness. After giving the idea considerable thought, I now know what the humans need. I can't think of anything more exciting to the humans than a statue of Demon Flash Bandit. I'm off to get bids for the project. Send your donations to demonflashbandit@gmail.com because that is my email address. Mommy says not to send donations. This is why we dogs don't have money--our humans keep sticking their little noses where they don't belong. Mommy, I think you need to go and do some housework. while I accept donations from my fellow dogs!!!

Demon Flash Bandit

Listen to What the Dog Barks Because Dogs are Never Wrong

I want to conpawtulate my pal, Darla Mae, for being chosen as the dog of the week on dogster.com! I also want to conpawtulate my pal, Bella, for being a diary pick today!

I suspect my humans are still trying to contaminate my treas with my robotic relatives, the biotics. Why do I have these suspicions? Because, since I have now refused to eat my favorite candy, Swedish Fish, I am being given peanut butter that tastes like it has an extra ingredient. Trust me, that ingredient is not LOVE. It is a sad day when a dog can't trust his humans! I think my humans should be ashamed of themselves, and they should quit listening to the "vet", and start listening to the Deemster because I am never wrong!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Losing His Faith in His Humans)

Swedish Fish: Candy That Used to be Delicious!

My humans have become very annoying. They have ruined my favorite candy, Swedish Fish, by sneaking a foul tasting antibiotic into the candy. Since my paw is better, I don't think I need any more medication. If only the vet had been a fellow dog instead of a human. I don't think a human can be trusted to take care of sick humans--or dogs! Anyway, I am not taking any Swedish Fish at the moment. I will not be tricked into taking those pills!

Demon Flash Bandit (Don't Mess With my Candy!)

The Puppy Who Wanted a Boy

Today I saw a very nice story on the msn news page about an autistic boy who needed a dog. This reminds me of a favorite book of mine: The Puppy Who Wanted a Boy, which was my brother, Jeff's, favorite book when he was young. If you have children in your home, I would highly recommend this book. Instead of reading anymore dribble from me, go to this link. You will enjoy this item.

http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013/04/11/17708 432-xena-the-warrior-puppy-rescued-from-abuse-helps-8-year-o ld-boy-with-autism?lite

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing "Good News")

Suspicious Swan Wandering School Parking Lot

Today I have something that I found interesting to share with my readers. There is a news item out of Linconshire, England. A swan was wandering around a school parking lot there, and it required 3 police officers, a patrol car, and a riot van with blue lights flashing to subdue the bird and get him to a nearby river. Some of the humans have criticized the spending of $900. as being a waste of money, but this dog does not agree. The swan is a bird, and I'm glad to see that at least some humans realize just how awful birds can be. That happened to be Sammy Swan, who is well known as a major criminal among dogs. Besides, what would England have done with the remainder of the emoney? Buy the Queen Lady 4 more carrots for her crown--like she needs a 28 KT gold crown. This dog thinks it was money well spent, and I'd like to see more police departments get on the bandwagon over capturing birds! Here is the link for those who want to read about it for themselves.

http://now.msn.com/swan-arrested-by-police-in -lincolnshire-england

Remember, the only good bird is a dead bird!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Bad Swan)

Cotton Candy Flavor Gin

I wrote my blog today about Eli Whitney and his invention of cotton candy flavor gin. (www.demonflashbandit.blogspot.com) I think this invention is worthy of mention in my diary too. Up until Eli Whitney, the humans had to drink regular flavor gin, but having it taste like cotton candy could only be an improvement. I wonder if he thought of chocolate flavor liquor too? I should have asked Phantom Fast Snowman, my stunt dog to write this entry since he really loves gin!

Demom Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Candy)

The Show Must Go On!

Mommy is going to the doctor today, and I don't want her to go so I have been doing some entertaining to keep her here. Yes, despite my hurt paw, I have been dancing around the house to make sure Mommy knows that, if she leaves, she will miss much of the show. I think I am a thoughtful dog to entertain Mommy despite my pain. As they say in Doggywood, "the show much go on".

Demon Flash Bandit (Entertainer)

My Thoughts on Weather

The weather is getting warmer here which is infuriating to a Siberian Husky. If I had my way, winter would last 12 months of the year, and I would add another month of winter just for fun! I have no idea why the humans don't appreciate this idea. I suspect it is just because the humans don't know how to have fun, and snow and ice are fun...just ask any sled dog!

Demom Flash Bandit (My Thoughts on Weather)