Bacon Dogs!!!!

There is big news for dogs!!! Oscar Mayer has announced "bacon dogs" will be arriving in stores soon-probably in time for Memorial Day. I am not fond of hot dogs, and refuse to eat them, but this company might just have invented a hot dog I might like. I am willing to give them a try because anything made with bacon sounds good to me! Here is the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/15/oscar-maye r-bacon-dogs_n_3280211.html

When you scroll down to the bottom of the page (as long as they don't change the page), there is a photo of a man who is having a little bacon snack. This dog thinks that the amount of bacon is about right for a little snack.

Demon Flash Bandit (Bacon Dogs Sound Heavenly)

Wondering?

Mommy had to leave us yesterday to run a couple of errands, and we were humanless for about an hour. I was okay with this because I usually nap and enjoy the time that I'm off duty watching out for the humans. However, Angel Zoom Smokey went particularly crazy. When Mommy came home, she had her back paws on the window sill and her front paws on the top of the window where she was trying to climb out of the house, which was not successful. Mommy said she looked like one of those "suction cup" Garfields that were on so many car windows decades ago. This brings me to my point. Am I the only one who thinks that Angel Zoom Smokey might be a cat? I don't think that is typical dog behavior, is it?

Demon Flash Bandit (Wondering?)

Local Champion

I want to thank all the dogs who sent me gifts of flowers and cups. I really appreciate them, but there were so many that I don't have time to list all of them individually, but I do want to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart--or paw--whichever is the best. I want to conpawtulate my pal, Finley for being a diary pick today. Finley is enjoying pool ball since it is officially pool ball season, and even though Finley gets wet in the pool, the humans still insist on giving Finley a bath everyday. Humans....can't live with them unless they are trying to clean a dog!

Today I want to discuss a local dog who was recently on the front page of our local newspaper. That dog is Coco, whose human is Lucy Sanders. Lucy also runs Cosmos Kennel Club Bakery so you know that she likes us dogs. Coco was recently named the American Kennel Club Grand Champion at a dog show in Michigan, and she hopes to compete at Westminster one day. Coco is 4 years old, is 23 inches tall and weighs 82 pounds, and she is a chihuahua....okay, I'm just pulling your paw on that one. Coco is an Alaskan Malamute. I want to conpawtulate Coco, who I don't personally know, but it is always good to see a local dog win an award. She is part of Fall Moon Kennel in Howell, MI.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing a Local Champion)

Angel Zoom Smokey: Very Bad Dog!!!

I am highly annoyed about my entry in yesterday's diary. I had to go and get a drink because I got thristy, and while I was getting a drink, Angel Zoom Smokey took it upon herself to write my diary entry while I was gone! I never said she was a delight to live with. In fact, I think I have been saying the opposite of that for a number of years. She takes my treats and toys, and spends most of her life zooming around the house..don't get me wrong...as long as she is zooming through the house, she is, at least, leaving me alone. Girl dogs....can't live with them, can't get the birds to take them either. Even birds are too smart to fall for their silliness. I am hoping that, since she took on my identity that I can get someone important like Homeland Security to arrest her!

Demon Flash Bandit (Stolen Identity)

Written by Demon Flash Bandit

This is Demon Flash Bandit thanking my pal, Anonymous, for the heart on my page. Today's entry is one I should have written a long time ago because it is about my favorite dog in the world, Angel Zoom Smokey. I know I have occasionally complained about her in the past, but that was just in jest. Angel is such a delightful dog to share a home with that I feel very lucky that she came into my life. Angel is not only a delight, but also highly intelligent and beautiful. In fact, I often wonder how she puts up with me, Demon Flash Bandit--the dog who is writing this entry. I repeat...Demon Flash Bandit is writing this entry. Angel Zoom Smokey did not take the opportunity while Demon gets a drink to write his diary for him!

Demon Flash Bandit (Yes, Demon Flash Bandit Writing This)

Frustrated Dog!

Sometimes life can be frustrating for a dog. Take for example earlier today. I grabbed my box of Milkbone marrow bones to take them with me into the other room. Did you know if you grab the box with your mouth from the bottom, everything in the box falls out? That is something I learned today which seems to have something to do with gravity and annoying a dog. Now I have to carry them individually. I know a bird must be behind this somehow!

Demon Flash Bandit (Frustrated Dog)

Kissing Booth "Manned" by a Dog

Today I want to share an item I saw on the msn news about a dog who has opened a "kissing booth". This dog is quite an astute business dog because most dogs just give the kisses away free. Here is the link for the "feel good" story of the day:
http://now.msn.com/pit-bull-kissing-booth-gives-claudi a-the-kissing-bandit-a-chance

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Whose Sharing "Feel Good" News)

Thanks Dogster for Choosing my Diary as a Diary Pick!!!

I would like to thank the nice dogs at dogster for choosing my dairy entry as a diary of the day. It is particularly nice considering that I was sharing a diary entry of Phineas Frederic Flea 211, and I don't have to tell you how unpopular fleas are with us dogs!!! If it were up to me, fleas would be completely eradicated from the planet!!!

Now onto the most important news of the day---I have taken all of my robotic relatives, and I am very pleased because I was getting tired of having my humans try to sneak those awful tasting pills into my favorite candies. My paw looks and feels better, and I'm hoping that visit to the vet next week gives my paw a clean bill of health. Pals: Cross your paws for me that everything will be great with my paw!

I've got to go now. It is much later than usual, and I think my secretary is tired....typical human...wanting to nap all day.

Demon Flash Bandit (Diary Pick Monday, May 5, 2013)

Sharing a Diary Entry from Phineas Frederick Flea 211th

Imagine my surprise and annoyance at finding a new diary sitting on the floor near me. Of course, I will share an entry from this diary with my pals on dogster! The entry is from the diary of Phineas Frederick Flea 211th, and here it is:

I Want to Be Demon Flash Bandit's Flea

It has been another busy day trying to get onto that world famious blogging dog, Sir King Demon Flash Bandit. He looks so tasty and delicious, but he is not the kind of dog who will just sit idly by when a flea is trying to jump on him. I might add that I happen to be a very good jumper. I've even won flea jumping events. However, Demon is one very quick witted dog so he has always managed to keep me from getting on him, but I will continue to perservere because this flea does not give up!

Phineas Frederick Flea 211

As you can imagine, I am very, very annoyed at finding this diary!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing a Flea's Diary)

Statue of Demon Flash Bandit

I've decided that the world needs something to inspire the humans to greatness. After giving the idea considerable thought, I now know what the humans need. I can't think of anything more exciting to the humans than a statue of Demon Flash Bandit. I'm off to get bids for the project. Send your donations to demonflashbandit@gmail.com because that is my email address. Mommy says not to send donations. This is why we dogs don't have money--our humans keep sticking their little noses where they don't belong. Mommy, I think you need to go and do some housework. while I accept donations from my fellow dogs!!!

Demon Flash Bandit