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Imagine this dog's disgust when I got on the internet and saw that Pawnation has allowed a human dr. to discuss the diseases the humans can get from their pets. The humans, who already are so obsessed with cleanliness that they carry little bottles of sanitizer with them, do not need an article like this. The article even states that it is okay to let the pets hang around with you as long as you bathe them frequentlly. He is not only insulting us pets, but giving the humans excuses to give us a bath. Before you know it, they will be acting like they have the bubonic plague and you know who they will blame--that's right my fellow dogs, they will find a way to pin it on their pets. I might add that the culprit in the whole bubonic plague scenerio was our arch enemy, the flea. I have been in favor of eradicating fleas since I was a puppy. There has been research done that says that we dogs have antibiotic properties in our mouths which is why we lick out hurts--we are treating them with antibiotics. This dr. said don't let your dog kiss you on the mouth. How are we supposed to treat the human's medical problems if he takes our abiltity to administer antibiotics away from us? I think this so called dr. knows that we dogs are better at treating the humans' medical problems than humans like him who have gone to medical school and he is trying to stop us to keep him from looking bad. I suggest you don't allow your humans to see the article. Drastic measures might be necessary--eat the computer if you have to. If you are lucky enough to have a cat in the house--blame the cat.
Doctor Demon Flash Bandit (Better Than a Human Doctor)
I would like to thank my pal, Sandra Marie for the flag on my page. Veteran's Day is coming up, and I would like to let all the veterans know that they are appreciated. That includes all the dogs who have served in the military--yes we dogs have helped the humans when we were needed. You know us dogs will always be there trying to make life better for our humans.
I also have some happy news to report. My pal, Rosie, who was missing yesterday was found and that is super good news. I was very concerned with Rosie's safety. I know it looks fun to run free, but there are a lot of dangers out there in the big world and you could lose your human furever, and that isn't something a dog thinks about when there is a chance to run free. I'm glad that in Rosie's case, there is a happy ending.
Mommy got me Burger King yesterday so that made me happy. I also found out that a deer jumped in front of her car yesterday. She didn't hit the deer, but she could have and then she could have brought it home for us. I can only assume that the universe is trying to tell Mommy that Angel and I should have a deer for dinner. In one week, a deer dies in our yard and another one jumps in front of Mommy's car. Coincidence? I think not. We have wild turkeys around here, and I am hoping one of them will show up for TurkeyKillingDay because it is a festive holiday that I look forward to celebrating. What could be more fun that killing a member of the bird family?
It is time for this dog to take a nap so until tomorrow--everyone have a good weekend!
Demon Flash Bandit (Deer is Stalking Mommy Until I Get One for Dinner)
I have an important announcement about one of my pals. Rosie (dogster Id#155242), a German Shepherd from Columbus, Ohio, who is missing. she escaped from her sitter's yard Nov. 5 and was last seen yesterday at 10 am around N Star and NW Blvd. If you happen to live in the area, and see Rosie please contact one of these 2 phone #s 614 297-8380 or 614 787-1403. Also, there is a website http://ohiolostdogblogspot.com/
If you can post this on your pages, maybe someone will see it who has seen Rosie, and we can help get her back home safely!
I want to thank my good pal, Sandra Marie for the wonderful Thanksgiving cookies on my page. A dog can never get too many treats. I also want to thank Duke for the info on one of my diary entries. Evidently, you can buy nice smells like Eau De Dead Deer, but you have to do it at one of those stores where they sell sporting goods. Why they aren't in the costmetics section is beyond my comprehension?
Mommy has been packaging stuff for ebay today so that means that she will be going to the post office which also means that Demon Flash Bandit will get burgers today. BK is always a bright spot in this dog's day! It is Friday, and I do hope all my pals have a good weekend, and remember, if a deer wanders in your yard to die, eat it before the humans can keep you from it. What they don't know isn't going to hurt them. HAHAHA
Demon Flash Bandit (I Love Cookies--Thanks Sandra Marie)
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