Leave a bone for Luna Nicknames: Lulu, P. Stinklepuss, Princess Pet-me, Mrs. Orange Ball Doggie Dynamics:
Energy
sleepy
energetic
Intelligence
silly
genius
Friendliness
aggressive
affectionate
Playfulness
not playful
very playful
Disposition
anxious
calm
Quick Bio:
-purebred
-dog rescue
Birthday: February 1st 2005 Likes: When I'm not busy tormenting my brother Rizla or chomping on orange ball, you'll find me standing guard in my front window. I'll stay up all night sometimes patroling the house if I hear sounds outside. I'm hard core! Pet-Peeves: Not being allowed to go out into the yard every five minutes, not being allowed to stay out in the mega yard as long as I want, not being able to get my people to play with me 24/7 Favorite Toy: Orange ball!! He's a Cuz ball (the "bad" ones). It's all about orange ball. I don't go anywhere without him. Favorite Food: My brother and I eat the raw diet, but we'll eat anything. I ate half a lime once because my mom dropped it on the floor! Favorite Walk: Anywhere, can we go now?? Best Tricks: I can give you my right, left and both paws on command. My brother says "tricks are for suckers." Arrival Story: I came to my people from American Bulldog Rescue (www.americanbulldogrescue.org.) I was the last puppy from a backyard breeder's litter. I was the runt, and I have a crooked curly tail so no one wanted to buy me. The guy was going to give me away "free to a good home," but the good people at American Bulldog Rescue got me out of there! Bio: I might look mean, but I am the happiest and friendliest bulldog my people have ever met. I greet everyone with kisses, so everyone please line up and prepare yourself for baby bulldog slobber!!
My daddy is an artist and he recently painted my portrait with orange ball. Go to www.triplemilled.com to see my painting! Forums Motto: It's time for kisses! The Groups I'm In: *¨¨*DOGGIE CONNECTION*¨¨*, American Bullies I've Been On Dogster Since:
Last night at approximately 2100 hours, a BR (brown rabbit) sighting occurred in quadrant 2 of the Mega (backyard). Agent Big Whitey (A.K.A Rizla) and Agent P. Stinky (A.K.A. Lulu) immediately pursued the suspect, who darted underneath the shed. Agent P. Stinky continued around the perimeter to check for any additional suspects. Upon inspection, no further suspects were identified. Agent Big Whitey then notified Assistant Director E (A.K.A. “Mom”) of the presence of the BR by sniffing, prancing and snarfing while doing laps of the shed.
Assistant Director E tried to call an end to operations by declaring it to be “bed time,” but Agent Big Whitey stood firm by the shed in case the BR decided to surface again. Agent Big Whitey tried to extend the operations by staring intently at the shed and then looking at Asst. Director E, and repeating this communication several times. Asst. Director E ultimately had to involve the Director (A.K.A. “Daddy”) who got Agent Big Whitey to stand down by jingling his leash. Agent Big Whitey will continue the investigation by collecting evidence (i.e., BR turds). Additional reports will be supplied as the situation evolves.
Oh Orange Ball, how I love you so. I love how you go “huff huff psst psst” when I chomp on you. You are my absolute favorite friend and I promise to never leave you. Except if Tennis Ball comes back. Maybe then I’d leave you. I mean, I’m not perfect. There have been other balls – but you’re the one I always come back to.
I get so upset when we are apart and I can’t find you. Remember the time that you rolled under the bed and I couldn’t get you? Or the time you rolled under the shed? I thought I was going to explode! But then my daddy rescued you and we were reunited.
You are always there for me, Orange Ball. Whenever I’m bored or I feel like exercising my gargantuan jaws, you’re always there. Even though you lost your squeaker five hours after I got you, I still love you. Even when I tear off your feet, you’re still beautiful to me.
So this Valentine’s Day, I will celebrate you and all of your orange beauty by taking you out in the mega and covering you in mud.
So my people finally got the fireplace in the basement fixed. My Daddy turned it on last weekend to make sure it was working, and I noticed that there’s a nice sunny spot right in front of it, so I curled up and took a nice long nap with orange ball. It’s my new favorite spot!! So now I go down in the basement and bark at the fireplace so my people will turn it on for me. By the way, I’m not spoiled at all.
The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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