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It's tough being a spoiled bulldog

Tuck me in!

I’m from Bermuda, I’m not suited to this cold! My people need to get more money so we can move somewhere warm. I get really cold this time of year and sometimes my mom will put a blanket over me and tuck me in. So because I am super spoiled, I’ll get in my favorite bed in the living room and rarf at my mom to let her know that I want to be tucked in. I have a special throw blanket that’s mine and she puts it over my back and legs so I can get super snuggly and take a nap. Seriously people, does life get any better than this??

Operation Eat Fluffy

We have had several confirmed sightings of one brown fluffy rabbit in the mega. We know he’s still out there because we have motion sensor lights in the mega and the lights will go off when there’s no one outside in the mega. So we officially launched “Operation Eat Fluffy.” My sister and I split duties – I take the first nightly rabbit patrol and she takes the mid-evening rabbit patrol. I start rarfing at my people shortly after dinner so I can take the first shift. I run out to the shed and sniff around and then head down to the bush where the rabbits built the nest last summer to check for signs of another nest. Lulu sits and stares out the sliding glass door and starts whining about an hour later so she can take her shift. She handles the perimeter check – sniffing around the perimeter of the shed and the spots in the fence where we know the rabbit comes and goes. Then we both go out together at bed time to do the final patrol of the night. It won’t be long til’ we get him. Here fluffy fluffy!

The Early Rabbit Turd Buffet

The best thing about having rabbits living under the shed in the mega is the tiny piles of rabbit poop all over the yard! Its a delicacy – its like the caviar of turds! I wander around the mega for hours finding all of the piles and gobbling them up. My people gave up trying to find them all and clean them up – there’s too many and they’re too small for them to find – but my big schnoz can sniff them a mile away! I can’t wait until spring! I bet they’ll have babies again, and maybe they’ll even build a nest in the mega again! If they do, I’ll definitely eat one this year.