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Booty day

April 15th 2006 3:05 pm
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Mommy woke me up from my nap today and said it's "home bootyparlor day" so I got real excited cause this sounded fun to me. So we went outside to play in my pool and I thought "wow, booty day is the best!" but then she brought out the shampoo. That wasn't so bad, I don't mind smelling good and I know after I get the shampoo I get the blower thing and that's my favorite! I kind of like it when my fur is all poofed up even though it makes me look fatter.
But then she brought out the big cutty things. Pups, she cut my nails. It was the worst. I whined and whined but there was no mercy.
I don't mind smelling good but having a manicure is just too girly for me. I mean really, it just doesn't go with the slobber.
So then we went inside and I'm feeling a little better because now I know it's blower time. Then the worst part of all...I don't get the blower. Mommy said it's cause it's warm outside and I don't need it. Are you kidding me? I went through all that and I don't get the blower!!! So I whined and pouted until I got my way. I was just not going to let her get away with that.
So now I'm bootyful, nails and all (pout).
I don't know what I did to make her mad but it must have been something horrific. And really I'm innocent until proven guilty and she can't prove the slobber on the wall is mine!
I got a pigear after all was done. I think it was a pity ear though but I took it anyway.
When she's not looking I'm going to take the cutters and hide them. Then I'll blame it on the cat. Piece of cake. Mmmmm, cake.
I've had a long day...back to snoring.
Lots of slobber,

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