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Argh argh argh. Woof.

Where are grandpa and grandma?

It's been a long time since I've seen Grandpa and Grandma. I miss that condo out in Wheaton. Right now I'm busily moving my toybox from the living room into the kitchen while making noises like "argh argh argh". I don't know if I'm doing this because I miss them, but it's quite possible.

Grandpa and Grandma gave me a shower when I was a puppy. You probably think this means I got a bath, but actually it means I got presents. I don't know if you knew that, because I just assume nobody on the Internet is as smart as I am.

I'm a little confused right now, because my mom and I are apparently "moving". I don't know what that means, but every day we go to a new condo with a bunch of boxes. I like running up and down the stairs chasing after mom and getting in her way. I keep barking so she knows I'm helping, but I don't think she understands me. She's not nearly as smart as I am, but what can you do?

The new condo has a backyard, which is fun to run in. There are a LOT of sticks back there. I'm not sure how I am going to be able to play with ALL of those sticks. I clearly will have my work cut out for me, since I have already figured out that Cassius, Lola, and Sonoma don't live near there.

Oh yeah. And there are some men who work next door to the new condo. They make a lot of noise. I kept barking at them to keep it down, but they just laughed. Someone should tell them they should listen to dogs who are smarter than they are.