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Today the coolest thing happened again!

Kickin it in Holly woof, or like the leash holders say it- "Hollywood"

I slept in late, well I snore so I ned to sleep longer. Plus now we've moved to the bed and I've found I ssleep so much better with a pillow. Paws in the air for whoever invented the pillow. After I had heard enough sounds that I knew my breakfast was almost ready I decided to get up, if I just walk into the kitchen it will be perfect timing.
Oh good, some of that chicken breast is mixed in again today. I love it. I'd be happy with just chicken. Well wait, I do love carrots, and almonds, oh yes, can't forget to balance my diet with different food groups. My favorite fruits, (no Dad, I am not even talking about you and the other Dad) where Was I....this is hard to concentrate and type with my big wide paws. Serious, I'm like the Shaquille of the dog world, well in the size of the foot area only.
Otherwise I am not really like Shaq at all. Well some do think I'm faat, but that my bone structure. I also love kids. I will put down the anchor the second I think we might be walking past a yard with a child. I know if I just stand really still and stare at them with my big smile...and not move at all. Controlled movements I mean, of course my tail is a wiggling like it's going to fall right off my cute bulldog behind. I can't help it, just the sound of a child starts my "play-dar", the sight of one sets me into full "Charm drool" behavior, If the child hasn't met me the sometimes won;t come near me. One little girk down the block in that big bldg w/ my favorite Cholo buddies who hang out late nights in front. They all call out "Oliver" no matter what side of the street we're walking. Daddy iis easy to convince to croos over so I can get some "respect from my homies". They all reach down and pet me and they all talk too me. I think they are alot like me, we are each very tough if we need to be, but our true nature is we're old skool, you know what I'm sayin Dog? I mean I am a lover that welcomes every person and animal with the same warm happyness and the opportunity to pet me s much as they want, 'it's all dog.
Till next time, may you pee in new places and be sure to kick it when you finish.