Time to change that battery.......

This morning Dad was reading the paper and the THING ON THE CEILING
started "talking" ! You know , the ROUND THING! Sometimes when Dad
puts food on the BOXTHATGETSHOT and leaves it too long, the ROUNDTHING
"talks" . LOUDLY!

Well this morning the BOXTHATGETSHOT is not hot, but the ROUNDTHING
is "talking"{ not loudly,but real softly, see? }

Dad doesn't hear it so I run and tell him,Yip, please come see?

Dad is nice but not very bright, so I run back and forth, until finally he
comes to see and makes the ROUND THING stop "talking"

My work is done here; time to move on! To the park, I hope!
Maya

TP has more than one use!

This morning I Wanted To Play Right Now & went to my master & mistress
in turn nipping at their slippers with my bum in the air and tail wagging
but they were sipping their coffee with their "paper things"in their faces.

Barking got me a "Baddog" and threats of terrible retribution like" I'll Give You
Up To the Gypsies And Won't You Be Sorry Then!"{Hollow Threats I'm Sure!}

So off to the bathroom I go, grab the toilet paper end and trot down the hall
like a horse, too full of beans pulling 30 -40 feet of paper behind me
with a detour around the couch and stopping with a flourish in front of Dad!

LOOK: COFFEE is coming out of his NOSE! Once he cleaned up I got a nice
walk! It pays to play!

Maya