Today

Today Travis (that's my owner) put shampoo and water on a brush thing and tried to give me a bath, but I figured out what he was up to soon enough, so then he went and tried to do it to Metu.
He's nice, nd he petted me, but for some reason he doesn't like it when I make myself smell nice by rolling on the dirt and on little animals we find. Most humans think dogs should smell like apple blossoms or strawberry shortcake. Wierd.
It's been a good day though, and my fur is shinier after that "bath". Oh well, I guess it's good he didn't try to tie me up and hose me down.