April 17th 2005 2:00 pm
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First and foremost I extend a friendly warning to all of you would be chasee types out there when I happen upon the scene of a leash free dog park...I'm gonna catch you!!!
I am the fastest thing you ever saw. It doesn't matter if your'e a whippet on fire. I will outrun and your whole litter, like they were standing still.
One time I was at my favorite park in the world, it's called Marymoor in Redmond , WA. There was this crazed dog running at top speed and nobody could catch him. I, on the other hand just had to kick it into first gear and before you know it I was bounding over the top of him like he was standing still, lifting his leg.
I am a freaking furry rocket!!!
I like greenies... and poppa.
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