August 23rd 2005 11:05 pm
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Things have been a litttttttttle strange around here. My mom stopped going away 5 days a week and leaving me to sleep on the couch. I don't know where she goes when she leaves, but she always says "Be good, blah blah blah, I'll be back tonight, blah blah." Anyway, she stopped doing that this week. And then all our stuff started changing spots. There are these boxes everywhere, I don't know where they came from? I keep sticking my head in them, looking for treats, or new toys, but I haven't found any yet, just lots of mom's junk.
Also, the nice lady who used to hang out here in the room next to mine, she's missing! Her bed that I used to jump on when mom wasn't looking? It's gone! I wonder where it went! I miss her, she called me her "dogmate" and that I was a very good "Professor PinkSnout."
Then, we keep going on these car rides, back and forth to this house at the beach. Grumpy old Kozi is there. Mom always pets her and gets mad at me if I give her the wrinkly forehead jealous look. At least I get to pee in Kozi's yard. Ha. Payback time!
Today, something really weird happened. I got out of the car, but I couldn't move. I yelled and yelled and mom tried to help me, but she didn't help quick enough. This is so embarrassing, but I peed myself, it hurt so bad! Finally, Mom got me out of that car. (When I think about it really hard, I have this feeling she's the one who got me stuck there in the first place!!) Then she put me in the bath. That was so mean! I mean, I like to drink out of the bath, but I wasn't in the mood for a bath, my tail hurt! I guess she didn't want me to be ashamed and stinky or something. But hey, I forgive her, because she gave me a reallllllly yummy cow neck. YUM. I think I'll go chew that now...
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