Woodward Woes

What's up chums? So...long time no see. Yup. So...YEAH. Oh, Woodward.

So, at Woodward this year, there was two three new dogs! "Jack", "Jill", and "Powder". Weirdos if you ask me.

Shiloh, who I thought I'd never see again was there too. Jazz, my favorite aunty/cousin...wasn't there. I love playing with her. She let's me do ANYTHING to her! Well, she does bark at me and bite me a little. But I still love that dog!

Other than all the dogs there (and not there), I started feeling sick in the middle of camping, then I recovered near the weekend. I don't know what it was, I just got used to sleeping, eating, pooping, etb (excetabark) at the camp site, then my tummy was hurting...Anyway.

Well, I guess it's time to go!

Bye now chums!

Rox-In-Sox

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, I will be 9 MONTHS OLD!! That's not THAT old, but it's pretty good for my size. Everyone thinks I'm a year old! Yeah right! Not even! 1 more day...
In more current news, my aunt turns 12 today, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Weeeeeeeh!!! DONUTS FOR EVERYONE AND MILKBONES FOR THE DOGS!!!

Midnight Date

So on Thursday night, I played with Jazz at her house while my daddy was gone. Guess what?! I got home at MIDNIGHT!!!

Well, I know that doesn't sound very exciting, but it is for me, so I'm gonna, *yawn* take a nap!

Zzzzzz...Roxy...zzzzzZ

This is for my punishment

I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
I will not eat people food.
If your reading this, you
must have alot of time on
your hands. This is a puni
shment for me because I
was eating people food. So
go do something construc
tive. PLEASE. PLEASE. !!!!

I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I will not drink out of the toilet.
I said stop reading this, you silly
person! Go play fetch or something.

Christmas in April?!

Yes, I know, I know. I have Christmas pictures up, but that's because they're so cute (and funny).

WHERE'S MY DADDY?!

Every week, my daddy leaves me to sit in the back yard while he goes to the snow. I just ask if he could maybe (at least) come back 12 hours earlier. Yes, I know that a day is 24 hours, but I want him back in half that (I'm learning math). RRRGGH! I WANT MY DADDY!!!

*RoXy*

I like to POOP IT POOP IT! I LIKE TO POOP IT!

I like to poop in Jazz's house. I like to annoy Jazz. I like to eat Jazz's food.

Chorus: "I like to poop it poop it! I like to poop it poop it! I like to, we like to POOP IT!"

BOL!

Time!

Dear Roxy's Rite,
Time just flies when your a puppy in the backyard during winter! I've never had time for my daddy! I've always been running around like a freak because I think it's 8am, when it's 12pm! AAAAH!!

HI FROM ME!!!

Dear Roxy's Rite,
My auntie just taught me how to type today! ANYWAY! I hate it when my daddy put's me outside in the cold all tied up...I HOWL AND HOWL! My "sister" next door, Jazz, is always asleep so I never get her attention. My Grandma says that if I keep barking, me and daddy are gonna get kicked out...That's too bad, I guess. How should I know? I'm only 6 months old!! Well anyway, I loved going to the beach with daddy and mommy and auntie! It was fun! Daddy told me that him andmommy aren't together anymore though, but I saw her go to auntie and Jazz's house on 3 days ago...I wonder why....Oh well. I bet I'll still see mommy!

Love,
RoXy

P.S. I still love writing my name that way!

My FiRsT dAy!

ThIs Is mY fIrSt DaY aT DOGSTER! RuFf! CoOl StUfF? wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rrrrrrrrrrruiffffffffffffffffff@@@@@@@@@+ ROXY'S IN THE HOUSE!!! THE PICTURE YOU SEE IN MY PROFILE IS WHEN I WAS 3 MONTHS OLD!!