Lord Samwise Beckham

Cocker Spaniel
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Home:San Juan, PR, Puerto Rico  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 13 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Sam, Precious, PooBear, Monkey, Little Sh!t

Doggie Dynamics:
not playfulvery playful

Quick Bio:

Pa', Other dogs. Soccer. Getting really really dirty at the beach. Having my hair brushed and licking the carpet. Aaah... the carpet! Making Ma' and Pa' crazy when I steal their socks. Love that!

Hair dryer, flea treatment spray bottle (absolutely hate it), being left alone. Nail clippings. Did I mention being alone?

Favorite Toy:
Giraffe, Tiger, dirty socks, water sprinkles; or anything left on the floor that I can carry, run with, chew and destroy

Favorite Food:
I'll eat anything! And sometimes when they're not watching I eat my poop. I don't know why they yell and freak when I do that.

Favorite Walk:
I love jogging. Yes, jogging. I absolutely love to go out in the car and stick my head out as far as I can. The beach is cool too! Pillows are a must for me.

Best Tricks:
Whining, sleeping, stealing socks from the laundry basket, and kicking Ma' off her pillow

Arrival Story:
I was born in Oklahoma, then they stuck me in a plane and brought me to sunny Puerto Rico. I went to this pet store were I was in this huge window playing with other dogs, which I though was fun. Until the Jack Russell came. What a bully! So this couple walks in and I turn the charm on. But they picked up the darned j. russel! And just when I was about to give up on them my soon to be Ma' asks to hold me. Need I mention who they took home? Take that J. Russell! The took to me live by the beach and they spoiled me from the first moment they laid hands on me. They even let me have the master bedroom, and moved the furniture in the livingroom so I could have more space. How nice is that?

On my first day home I fell head first in to the pool, not a cool experience. I got very sick with Kennel Cough on my second day home. Mom and Dad were very worried becuase I was constantly coughing, had a fever and couln't sleep. But with lots of love I was fine in a couple of days. On sunny days I like looking out the window and checking out the surf and the beach. I finished doggy school succesfully (well... sorta), since I have ADDD (Attention Deficit Doggy Disorder) and that is the reason I don't remember some things from school. I just though we were there so they could learn tricks for me, and learn to say "No", "Hey" and " What the ... Sam!" my command. I like foreign movies. I plan on becoming a super-dog-model or a famous actor with my own sitcom. For now I love being a bachelor and my plan is to live each day to the fullest... you know, licking the carpet, sleeping, hanging by the pool with my human friends, going out to restaurants, sleeping, licking myself, sleeping, eating.......... Check my new page at www.lordsamwise.mydogpages.net Don't forget to spay and neuter your pet companions, is the resposible thing to do.

Forums Motto:
Give me Pillows or nothing at all!

I've Been On Dogster Since:
April 7th 2004 More than 12 years!

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Life of a Bachelor

Spay and Neuter

May 3rd 2005 9:04 am
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Last month Mom took me to get neutered, much to my Dad's horror. But I must admit it really wasn't that bad, considering how many doggies end up in shelters or on the street because people think we are disposable. Shame on them!

So remember that being a responsible parent for your pet means breeding responsibly and taking good care of your little one's health!




January 17th 2005 6:04 pm
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I went on my first roadtrip this weekend... it was great!!!
We went to Simb'as house. Oh... Simba is my neighbor, he is a Fajardo-Ridgeback.
We went on the car, which usually means I get sick and throw up; but Mom took down both back seats, laid down my bed and toys... and it was heaven.

The house was great and I got to run out side without a leash on the grass and get dirrrty and play with Simba.

Oh how I wish we could do this more often.


All I want fot Xmas

November 29th 2004 12:43 pm
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They took me to have my nails clipped last Saturday. And there she was... a true vision in black and white. They had her in the window for everyone to see, She must be the most beautiful Cocker-Girl I have ever seen! She was petite and flyffy with rageddy black and white hair. Hopefully Santa will see what a good boy I've been and get me her for Xmas. Oh Please!

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