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Home:Scottsdale, AZ

Age: 9 Years Sex: Male Weight: 51-100 lbs

Dogster stats for Rambo aka General Rambo


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Leave a bone for Rambo aka General Rambo

Nicknames:
Walter, Wally, Pigeon

Doggie Dynamics:

Energy

sleepy		energetic

Intelligence

silly		genius

Friendliness

aggressive		affectionate

Playfulness

not playful		very playful

Disposition

anxious		calm

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Birthday:
July 6th 2002

Likes:
My friend Mary, chasing tail, Pet Smart, evenings at the dog park, his buddy Jackie Tan, and loves to eat pretty much anything you give him.

Pet-Peeves:
Very tempermental and doesn't like to be woken up. He gets scared when he farts, almost as if he was violated. He runs away, it's hilarious. I have to keep an eye on him though, he is like a goat. He once at a 40 caliber bullet.

Favorite Toy:
Basically anything his best pal The Tan has. If Tan has it Rambo needs it. He is a selfish bastard! His first toy was a big fat rubber hamburger.

Favorite Food:
Bacon, and thats mine also.

Favorite Walk:
Around the neighborhood but he doesn't like to walk alot. It takes away from his sleeping time. He loves to poop in the grass though in the front yard.

Best Tricks:
Not much of a trick dog. I can get him really pissed off quick though. Just pick up a large object he goes nuts.

Arrival Story:
This breeder who is a turd burgler traded me the dog for furniture from my store. When the litter was born and they were all about 3 weeks old, I put my hand in the box and he crawled his fat little ass over to it. Thats how I picked him out. little did I know he would be such a maniac when he got older!

Bio:
I've had a lot of dogs growing up, and Rambo by far has the most unique personality. We are both very similar. When we hang out, we watch TV, and he's right by my feet. My buddy Scuba Steve has his brother Rebel the bulldog, but that ones a mutant. I'll get some pictures of him up here too. Scuba Steve also has Rambo's cousin Lucy who is precious. I don't know what happened to Rebel, he is just a dumbass. But Rambo, as tempermental as he is, he ia loyal. If someone was to come in the house to do wrong, he would fight them. He especially protects my friend Mary. She is his world. He is super dominate, if she goes on a date and he smells a guy on her clothes and what not, he will be on her. How funny is that!!!!! (She doesn't think its funny. I think it rules. I need to start doing that to girls)

Forums Motto:
Cut off your tail and put it in a bun!

I've Been On Dogster Since:

April 6th 2004