Will she ever learn?

Look, it wasn't my fault. Mom was making sandwiches (ham and cheese) when she just walked out of the kitchen. I don't know where she went. She left right in the middle. She might not have noticed anything was different but, I left the tomatoes on the floor. She called me a "bad dog." She's the one that left the sandwiches for me! She'll never learn. Jack.

Hey hounds let's sing.

Ain't no counter high enough;
ain't no table wide enough;
ain't no cupboard deep enough;
to keep me away from food, mom.

BOL Jack

Watch Out!

We almost got run over this morning. Mom and I ran down Clay Blvd right along the orange grove. When we got to Kurt St we turned around. A lady in a big Suburban ran the stop sign! She almost hit us. Over the white line, never even slowed down. Whew, a close one. Jack

I'm a good worker.

Mom gave me a job last night. She cooked a big turkey dinner with smashed potatoes and gravy. I got to clean all the pots and pans. Boy, I did a great job. She coulda just put em right back in the cupboards instead of the dishwasher. Can't wait till I can help again! Jack

Nice Surpise.

What a nice surprise from Dogster. Thanks a bunch for picking me. It came at just the right time cause, I had a very lonely weekend. Mom and Dad were busy playing golf all day and then partying all night. *SNIFF* I was all alone. I reminded them what happens when I don't get enough attention. I dug a BIG hole in the front yard for them! Jack

OMG!

Mom's got a new camera. My life'll never be the same. She's in my face ALL the time. Jack

OUCH!

When we were out runnin' I stepped on an ant hill. Anyone down south knows what that means. One of the dang things bit my paw. Mom brushed all of em off my foot but, one of em still got me. It took us forever to get home cause I had to keep stoppin' to chew on my foot. It HURT! Jack

: )

I'm all smiles. Thanks Dogster for pickin my diary. Dad's away and it's just me and Mom. She washed my face for me this mornin'. I love when she rubs my face with a wet washcloth. It feels sooooo good. Jack

TOYS

Okay, ever since I had to go to the emergency vet after I ate my toy, Dad won't let me play with my toys by myself. I gotta play with Mom or Dad. They gotta be watching me. So...I made my own toy! I chewed a great big branch off one of the bushes out front. I threw it. I chased it. I ran around like a wild dog with it. Mom says we'll both be in trouble when Dad get's home. Hey, it was fun! Jack

YIPPEE

My Dad came home. He was gone 5 days. He liked my new toy I made all by myself. We played with it for an hour. I wore him out! Jack