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October 2nd 2004 4:20 pm
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Another day another lesson for my dim witted momma,she STILL has the mistaken impression that SHE is training MOI!Today I will do my best to teach her the pawper way to treat MOI her precious little furprinces!!
1) I will cry pitifully from my throne until she hops out of bed to escort me on my morning abolutions..i.e. potty,treat,cuddle on the love seat,treat,houndie hugs for MOI,tummy rubs,treats,nap time while the momma slave takes her shower so she can go to work and earn MOI kibble funds!
2) Snatch ALL the dirty socks from the laundry hamper and hide them throughout the house,so she is once again reminded ALL socks and undies are MOI play things(when she tries to hide them from moi it only takes me a few extra minutes to play find the panties!) She gets a little territorial about these items so I must be ever vigulant!
3)Sprawl my WHOLE BODACIOUS basset body across her lap so she has to give moi lovin till I have had MY fill!
4) Refuse to return to the throne room without the lure of at least 4 yummy treats,anything less IS AN INSULT to ALL BASSETUDE!!!
5)Snore loudly so the momma slave is constantly aware of my sleep/wake states and can pamper moi accordingly!
This should be a good start for the lessons,I hope some of the Pwences &Pwencesses out there can help moi with further training tips!!
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