I'll never starve

Dear Diary,

I love the weather after a spring rainfall. The air is so fresh, the grass is nice and green and the blooming flowers are so fragrant. But what do I love most
about rain? Afterwards when the earthworms come up from the ground. Yesterday at the dog park, I was doing my usual sniffing the dirt, tasting it,
rolling in stinky stuff and I found a slender wiggly, jiggly worm. YUMMY!
My mom saw it dangling from my mouth and was she ever grossed out. She
wasn't quite sure what to do but I knew that she was looking through her bag trying to find some kleenex to pull it out of my mouth since she didn't want to touch it! So, I quickly swallowed the worm whole before it could be taken away from me. My mom wasn't too happy about that but she says well,
thank goodness, it could be worse. I could be like my friends Clyde ( one of my boy friends)
the Bassett Hound, and Sweet Pea the mystery mutt. They like to eat the stuff that comes from the backside
of other dogs! EEWWW......