July 1st 2006 8:57 pm
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hello, it's 10:32, don't they know that I go to bed at 10:30 sharp. What is wrong with them! Put me on my throne! Fix these covers, tuck me in, and stroke my chest. Now, dammit! Stupid owners!
July 1st 2006 8:17 pm
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Well, today I made my first trip to Central Park. I really like to ride the subway and watch people oh and ah over me. It's quite exciting and I get the attention that I truly deserve. When we got to the park I had to poop so bad that I couldn't hold it and went in the middle of the path. It didn't look like dogs usually pooped there, but when you gotto go, you gotto go. When we made it to the grassy noll, it was pure heaven! The grass! I mean to tell you, I haven't seen grass like that in so long. It was intoxicating! I couldn't stop rolling in it. One of the owners kept telling me to stop rolling in poo poo, but what does she know.
We had been sitting for a while, when I noticed this fine doggie down the hill. She was so hot! And friendly. I had to make my move, yet be smooth. She finally came to my area and I could hardly control myself! I smelled, she smelled and we were off! Chasing and frolicking! I was so happy. Then, unfortunately, she left. My heart was broken. I kept gazing at her from a far though. All I can think about is when am I going to see her again. I hope that she comes to me in my dreams tonight, for I would sleep forever.
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