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"I am indeed the Patriarch." |
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"Alas, if they had only listened to MY advise, the Cold War would have been prevented." |
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"I have been part of my family for a very long time, as evidenced from this family picture from the early 1900s. Now, I discover I go even farther back." |
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"Hellooo Ladies, come join me for a snuggle!" |
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"I am certain this doll is an evil descendant of "Talky Tina" from the "Twilight Zone."" |
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"Yes, I am THE Center of Attention. Behold, the denizens of the Mulligan Compound." |
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"The Mulligan Compound is now a Gated Community. Hah, to those expensive subdivisions, there is a secret way to open the gate." |
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"One for you and one for me" |
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"I must inspect all items entering the Mulligan Compound, especially Wrapped Gifts." |
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"Helping Middle Lad with his Science Homework: Follow a Recipe." |
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"Still helping Middle Lad with his Science homework: Follow a Recipe. How would he ever survive 7th grade without me?" |
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"I am Senior Patrol Leader of the House." |
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"While Middle Lad is at Boy Scout Camp, I have taken over his place at the table." |
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"Oldest Lad and I graduated. I was head of the class." |
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"I'll accept I need a bath, but that doesn't mean I like it." |
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"I should know looking pathetic won't make it any better." |
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"I hope I will get dried with something more sturdy than toilet paper." |
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"Valentine Loungewear. I'd love to go for a date, but my e-collar won't let me leave the yard." |
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"Sheriff Mulligan, Traffic Control Canine for the Subdivision. Would you dare speed past me?" |
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"I didn't get to go to the Beach but Mom and Big Brother constructed this Sand Mulligan" |
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"Sheriff Mulligan on duty patroling my Half-Acre of Suburbia" |
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"Forced to display affection with my sibling" |
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"Is being bathed in the driveway some kind of April Fool Joke?" |
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"In the front yard, no less, for all of suburbia to see." |
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"At least big brother gets to wear a swim suit. How would the humans like it if I bathed one of them in the front yard?" |
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"Nearing the end of my bath, at last. Course, I get a "dog towel," next thing to a rag." |
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"Out for a cruise in the convertible with Big Bro" |
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"Ready to do a RoundHouse Kick at any moment" |
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"Only Real Dogs can wear Speedos" |
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