I've been tagged!

I was tagged by both Yippy AND Mokey this week!

Here are the rules of the game:
The Rules
(Hint: Copy and paste the rules so you don't have to type them again):

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post in their diary the rules and their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Facts:

1. I really really really need a bath
2. When I "accidentally" fall on dad's beanbag chair when I'm playing with other dogs, I'm really doing it on purpose.
3. I had a reverse sneeze attack yesterday and scared mom and dad half to death
4. I don't like to stay up too late. I'm ready for bed around 10-11pm.
5. I like digging up daffodil bulbs
6. I never watch where I'm going, I walk and look behind me
7. I'm far more polite to dogs that are bigger than me!

I tagged:

1. Winston
2. Onyx
3. Gaia
4. Hector
5. Lazlo
6. Lil' Bessie (yes, I'm cheating!)
7. Winnie (yes, I'm cheating!)

P.U.

I STINK! I've never smelled this bad (according to my mom). I'm kind of like tofu, I absorb the tastes (or smells) around me. Mom has sprayed me with this stuff that's for lazy people that don't want to wash their dogs hoping that I will absorb that and be "presentable." Whatever! It's l really not my problem.

Its the Most Naughtiest Time of the Year!

I found a loophole! I was good all year long and Santa came to visit me and brought me all sorts of goodies. Being a good boy all year long is a challenge so I figure Dec. 26th-Dec31st is the time to let loose!

We are spending the holidays at the beach which means I don't have my nice fenced in yard to freely roam around in to go potty. So, today I decided to to go in the house! I picked the perfect spot: a pile of unopened presents for Dad's side of the family! I covered all the gifts with "holiday joy" and Mom had to unwrap all of them real fast. Then, I left a different "present" near the door! I got to play Santa Claus!

I know come January 1st it will be time to get back to being the perfect little man my mom and dad like to have around but after working so hard to get on the Nice List, I needed a break!

What a Great Pal!

My pal Lily has really got the holiday spirit! First she sent my family an adorable Christmas card with her cute picture on it, then she included me in her lovely "pal compilation video." Thanks, Lily!

A Visit to the Jenkins Appreciation Club of America

Today Mom took me the the Jenkins Appreciation Club of America, or the JACA (note: or, the vet's office). While I did enjoy both the receptionists coming out from behind the desk to get down on the floor and cuddle with me and telling me I made their day; and while I did like the treats, I must say getting poked with a needle four times, having something squirt up my nose, and having something put up my somewhere else were NOT pleasant. I'm not sure how this fits in with the A part of the JACA.

But, it was back to business as usual when the tech asked if I would be staying with them over Thanksgiving. Mom said I wasn't, that I get to come with them. The lady was dissapointed and said while its good for me to get to go, they always like it when I stay with them. Then we heardher go in the back and announce it to everyone. I hate to dissapoint my fans.

Special Day

It was a year ago today that Dad found me in the middle of the road on his way to work. He called my mom and told her he was "bringing home a friend." You won't believe this but she didn't want a new friend!! And here's the most funniest part of the story:

Dad thought I was old! Just because I have gray hair doesn't make me old. In fact it was the opposite, I wasn't even a year old!

And they joke all the time about what Mom said as soon as she saw me: "Oh no! Its the kind I like!" Meaning shaggy!

We have a star studded house!

I have two foster brothers these days: Lee Marvin and John Wayne! I can't believe my luck! Two legends of the silver screen living in my house. Well, that's what Mom and Dad say anyway, I haven't seen any of their films. But, for a 1 year old and a 4 year old, they must be pretty talented to be considered legends! Also, for some reason, Mom and Dad laugh when they say things like "Lee Marvin, stop trying to take John Wayne's sweater off!"

Make New Girlfriends But Keep The Old

Well, my latest girlfriend (Mom calls her a "foster dog") didn't come home on Saturday, I guess she moved on to a new boyfriend (note: Ellabelle was adopted! She will be a single dog there, no boyfriends). But, mom and dad brought me home a new girlfriend named Athena. We hit it off right away and went for our first walk together this morning. Why do I always get the ladies that don't want to settle down?

It All Evens Out

Well, Mom and Dad have had colds over the past week. I keep hearing them talk about how unpleasant it is. But, it has worked out very well for me because that means...All You Can Eat Balled Up Tissues! I've helped myself to three just this morning.

Why would anyone not want to play with me?

I am very confused. I have a new foster brother named Roo. He is a chupa (chihuahua), I love chupas! He doesn't love me, he won't play with me like cousin Ony does. Well, I think he wants to play, he growls and barks like me when I want to play. Mom says not all dogs that growl and bark want to play. That seems weird to me. Anyway, at least I still have Ellabelle to play with and knock over lamps and to split paper towels from the trash with.