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My life

diet...

*sigh* my mommy is making go on a diet... I dont see the point of that.. i mean i'm not fat... ITS ALL MY DADDY'S FAULT!!! he's the one that's always giving me food!! *sniff sniff* now whenever i ask for "human food" everybody goes "NO!" but my daddy always finds a way to give me something..hehehe..
and now they are telling me that i sleep too much I DO NOT SLEEP TOO MUCH... *cough cough* it's not my fault that everybody is too busy to play with me...
Actually... i was all fine until that day that i ate half a pizza all by myself... it was so tempting i couldnt resist!!! so, i climbed up to the table and ate all of it... actually... i didn't eat the bread just the toppings!!! hehehe it was yummy *daydreams of yummy food*

My sister is sick... better stay away from her before she gets me sick... my brother told me that!!! he is so evil sometimes!!!

You know what... i hate my cousin!! he is the most annoying dog ever... i dont see why my aunt ( who i dont like very much) likes him.... hmmm... maybe he learned from her to be annoying..lol haha im so mean to him sometimes... i stole his food once.... bwahahaha