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Husky Life...

so I'm all grown up...

Well about 2 months ago I turned one...
I'm big, I'm beautiful and stunning and awsome and well you get the piont..
I am a husky yaknow..
I'm not scared of big dogs anymore, they are pretty cool I guess and now I play with any big dog thats in the mood for it.
If they don't want to play I'll leave em alone, if they wanna fight I'm getting out of there I mean it could mess up hy hairdo.. I don't understand what they want from me I mean I could easily win, so why bother.. am I right :)

Any how alot has happend the past year, I tore up the kitchen floor and that wasn't that popular and that I call on mom when she's away isn't that popular either.. I keep telling her that I need a cell phone and she just says that there expensive and that a should get a tattoo instead...

Well I'm off to the beach to run with the big dogs,

See ya on the flipside ;)
Batta

My first two weeks..

So the car ride wasn't that bad I slept almost all the way.
Wierd people petted me and talked the whole way.. But I didn't care, I'm a husky I can sleep through everything.
We stopped once, they put this awfull string thing on me and made my walk.
I just looked at them and told them.. I am a husky, husky's don't DO string things...
The ride ended at this new place they called home.
They layed me down in a huge King sized ( Husky sized) bed. I knew I'd like this place.
And I did what any selfrespecting Husky would do... I slept....

the first day with these new people I didn't really know what to expect.. so I barked at everything that moved growled at the unknown and sat down as soon as anything that should have been moving was standing still.
After the first day I know one thing... I hate dogs.. what are they good for?
These new people introduced me to an 8 year old min. poodle and they called her my sister... WHAT?
That grey hairball? You expect me to live with that psyco thing???

Well are first week together I kinda kept out of the poodles way she tryed to kill me at LEAST 1000 times.
But now we're over that and pretty much great buds.
Hey, we can even share a bone!! I like her.. she pretects me from those dogs..
As far as I'm concerned she is not a dog.. cause I don't like dogs..

Oh! and I have to tell you guys about this... guess what.
I'm going out of my mind trying to understand these wacko people.
They get angry with me when I pee indoors???? Do you get that??
And when I do it outdoors they're all happy about it..
What's the big deal??? Don't they have to pee sometimes??

Well that pretty much rounds up things for today... I'm tired now, going to lay down in my Husky sized bed and go to sleep.


See ya on the flipside ;)
/ Luke

Ps. As soon as I figure out the peeing thing I promis to tell you..