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A New Year is Upon Us

I am a happy girl

So another year has passed by {{{{looking dreamily at a picture of her man Brutus}}}… I have so much to be thankful for this year. I have said yes to my Brutie babe and now we have wedding plans for June 09.

I have learned how to be a really good baby sitter… Little Lucy Lou isn’t so little anymore and I have helped her grow up to be a very good girl. {{{{really asks her mommy???}}}} She can leap from the top of the deck now and not hurt herself, she knows how to swim in my pool and she finds the best place on the couch to take naps… good girl!

I thought for sure Max hurt himself worse than he really did… there was glass and blood {{{gasp}}}} everywhere! I got to go to the vet with him and the vet said I was a very good nurse. I even let him have the warmest place around the wood stove.

Mom is learning to deal with my food allergies really well… she still sneaks in a good ol cow bone every now and then, specially on Christmas day! That was yummy! Then we get this HUGE box from Kokoa and Kingy and there is special treats in there too that mom said I could have after she read the labels… we could starve waiting for her to finish reading the labels! I took the Santa toy and hid it from Max cuz he wanted that squeaky REEAAAalllllll bad!! I jump up on the couch and sniff Santa every once in awhile to be sure he’s okay.

Anyway… I hope for all my pals to have the best new year ever and for all doggies on earth to have a nice warm fire and good food forever!!

Mwaaaa Mwaaaa to all of you {{{doing her best Marilyn Monroe kiss}}}

I had to babysit today...

So mommy went to the post office this morning and when she came home she had Lucy with her... at first it was allot of fun then mom informed me and Max that we had to baby sit today. Well we have NEVER baby sat before so we didn't really know what to do...

Before we knew it she was diggin in our toy basket and stuff was flyin outta there! Bones that me and Max had stashed in there and other special toys that we just ***LOOK*** at, ya know not to play with ***DISPLAY ONLY***. She drug everything out to the living room then she drug it all out to the dining room then the next thing we knew all the toys and bones were at the kitchen door! Like she was putting everything by the door so when she goes home ****and she is going home**** all the toys will be right there for her to take home with her. So I asked mommy to pick them up and move them back to the toy basket while we took Lucy outside for a swim... I'm teaching her how to swim... really I am.

Lucy took a nose dive off the deck while following Max... she landed right on her nose... I thought I heard Max laugh... she follows him everywhere in the yard. He ran down to the corner to yell at some
C A T and she ran right after him! Looked kinda cute ya know with one "large" butt and the cute little puppy butt running down the fence line!

I asked mom if I really had to watch every move the baby made and she told me “to be a responsible pit bull and take care of the baby”… plus she added in that she would have bully sticks for us tonight after the baby goes home ***and she is going home***.

I mean don’t get me wrong, I like her and all but she has sooooo much energy! Runs here and runs there then when she’s tired she just drops where she is and takes a nap. By the end of the day I’ll teach her to take naps on the couch where it’s nice and comfy!

Oh… I hear her at the door, guess I better go see what happened… I hope Max didn’t hurt her or anything!

WHO’S GONNA PAY ME FOR THIS??? HOW MUCH DO BABY SITTERS MAKE ANYWAY???

Max got me in sooo much trouble!

So mom went to the store for just a few minutes... Max got this wild idea to get into the kitchen garbage! I tol him and tol him DON'T DO IT MAX! But does he ever listen to me??? NO WAY!! So he had a FIELD DAY! There was coffee grounds and chicken and some kinda wet paper towel stuff and all KINDS of good stuff in there. He was a rippin and tearin from one end of the house to the other!

I of course had nothing to do with this and tssskkk tssskkked him from the couch... I knew mommy would be verrrryyyyyy upset about this so I just stayed away and warned him over and over...

Then we heard mom's car pull in the driveway... {{{{gasp}}}}
I said "Max you better run and hide brother cuz you are in reallllllyyyy BIG trouble!!" He didn't... the big dork just came over and sat on the couch with me like nothin had even happened?? Can you believe how hard headed he is???

Well mom came in the kitchen door and just stopped... dead in her tracks... I know the signs... when mommy is quite and her face turns red... RUN!! RUN LIKE THE WIND!! Not good!!!

She started making this terrible sound - she YELLED at us!!! She just couldn't believe we would do this terrible thing!! I turned to Max and whispered "you did it this time pig boy... you die..."

She made us rub our faces in the garbage - which really created more of a mess for her to clean up... but I discovered I don't care too much for coffee grounds and Max got the garbage can lid tied to his neck for awhile... he didn't much care for that either!

She ignored us all afternoon and that realllllly hurt! I hate it when Max gets me in all this trouble!

Mom seems to be better now... at least she talks to us today and her face isn't that ugly red color anymore.