did someone feed me after midnight?

It is so hot out-- little baby furballs keep falling off of me. my hu-mom keeps chasing me around with the furminator and i hate it!

You too can husky trap!

Dear fellow huskies,
I'm here to tell you that you, too, can catch yourself a husky. Here is how you do it.
1. Find a highly desirable treat
2. Go to a location where other huskies are playing
3. Chew on the treat until it is mushy and even more desirable
4. Place treat about a foot away from you
5. Turn your head away from said treat and act like you are disinterested
6. Wait and watch
Before you know it, an unsuspecting husky will walk right into that trap and then you spring it with a quick snarl and a lunge.

How dare any huskies have fun without me!

p.s.: It also works with food bowls!

Happy Trapping!

Evil Fat Orange Dog

Grrr!! That evil fat orange dog bit the newest member of the pack! I am the Alpha and will not tolerate this! I quietly await the opportunity for revenge! Orange dog, beware!

My Hu-Mom has potato chip syndrome!

I have a new husky brother! My hu-mom officially has husky potato chip syndrome! Does anybody know how to cure this before i end up with more Sibe Sibs than I can handle? Bark back if you know of anything i can slip into my hu-mom's human kibble to cure her. Or, if it is a pill, I'll trick her with peanut butter! Maybe I should take her to the human vet? Do human vets stick thermometers up human butts like they do to us? Should I bring in a fecal sample?

What a Ruff weekend!

All this rain! It has been pretty boring around here..... EXCEPT for Saturday! Mommy and Daddy took me and Lil' Sis to The Dog House (daycare/boarding place) so they can check out whether Lil' Sis will play nicely with the other dogs... We met two huge Great Danes... That was pretty scary but not as scary as all those other happy dogs barking... even Sis was scared at first and nothing scares her! I did like seeing the nice girl there... She even remembered my name from the last time mommy abandoned me for the day! I was soooo glad when we left and got back in the Husky Mobile!! I was so nervous that I left about a pound of Husky fur in mommy's car.... That is why it's the Husky Mobile!! Now, I'm just fretting about what this trip meant....

It is cool to have a Little Sister!!!

I've decided that I officially like this Little Sis! She is actually teaching me all kinds of new things. Like how to dig holes outside, how to bark for food, eat dog biscuits and treats, and to jump on the couch (where we are not allowed)... Mom and Dad tease me about needing a puppy to teach me to be a dog.... I think they miss when I acted more like a cat....

I can't decide if I like my little sis or loathe her!

Having a new little sister is pretty confusing! Sometimes, i think it is great! like when we get to wrestle in the living room... or when I have someone to join me and chase me while I do my zoomies in the backyard... But, other times, its a real drag! like when mom told me that I have to share my stuffed animals! or when I think she is getting more peanut butter than me! and I really hate when mom pets her and lets her climb onto her lap! I try to help mom out by pinning Little Sis.... I know her antics drive mom and dad nutts sometimes!! After all, I am the Big Sister/parentified child. I didn't really mind Little Sis during our walk in the snow today... I mostly try to pretend she isn't there during the walk because I have way too much pee-mail to read... I just wish someone would give her a sedative so she would let me sleep after our walks...