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The life of a husky

did someone feed me after midnight?

It is so hot out-- little baby furballs keep falling off of me. my hu-mom keeps chasing me around with the furminator and i hate it!

You too can husky trap!

Dear fellow huskies,
I'm here to tell you that you, too, can catch yourself a husky. Here is how you do it.
1. Find a highly desirable treat
2. Go to a location where other huskies are playing
3. Chew on the treat until it is mushy and even more desirable
4. Place treat about a foot away from you
5. Turn your head away from said treat and act like you are disinterested
6. Wait and watch
Before you know it, an unsuspecting husky will walk right into that trap and then you spring it with a quick snarl and a lunge.

How dare any huskies have fun without me!

p.s.: It also works with food bowls!

Happy Trapping!

Evil Fat Orange Dog

Grrr!! That evil fat orange dog bit the newest member of the pack! I am the Alpha and will not tolerate this! I quietly await the opportunity for revenge! Orange dog, beware!