Did I mention my mom is crazy?

Okay, so she comes home...late. (Yeah, Wayne came and hung out, walked me, fed me, whatever.) Then she's all like "blah blah blah." I don't understand a word that woman says. (Well, I know some words, like carrot, cheese, treat. Important things. Duh.)

Then she watches some show about polygamists. And she talks to me about it while she's watching. Less talking and more scratching behind the ear!

She's crazy. Crazy, I tell you. Crazy.

But I still love my mommy. She loves me most.

Though...Jeff did bring me a bag of carrots and plays laser tag with me a lot...

Damn, Baby!

I am looking good! I'm down to 20 pounds. One more pound to go!

Mom was sick

Mom went back to work today. She was sick for the past few days. Let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. I actually left the room a couple times because she was coughing so much.

Later I went back over to her though. I curled up with her because I think that makes her feel better.

I love my mom. I just wish she understood how I need - I mean seriously need - to bark back whenever a dog outside barks. It would be totally rude of me to ignore it. Do I tell her to stop talking when she's on the phone?

Anyway, she's back at work so I can have my daytime window conversations again. I don't even have that many because most dogs want to talk during one of my many naps. Still, today, as much as I loved having her home, it was nice to have the house to myself.

bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

It's cold! I don't even mind wearing my sweater!

I don't know what happened. Suddenly the temperature just dropped!

Mom doesn't seem to understand it either.

Mommy comes home early today!

Mom get out at like noon or one or something today. That means I get to see her reeaaaalllly soon! I am so excited!!!

And she said she can be home with me all week next week!

Holiday Time

Mom's been out a lot lately. Holiday parties. At first I wasn't too pleased about it. I mean, that's time spent away from me. But, then, Mom got a tree.

It's the coolest thing. It's a real tree, but it's inside. And there are lights on it. I love it. There are also really tasty pine cones...well there used to until that woman took them away. I was so good about it too. I ate them over by my bed as to not make a mess. I guess I'm just not allowed to have them.

There are little snowflakes on the tree now. They don't taste good, but I like looking at them. I'll enjoy it while I can. Mom says the tree won't be around forever. Not sure where it's going, but whatever. I don't pretend to understand that woman.

Anyway, the really big, exciting news is that Mom doesn't have to work next week. She can spend the entire week with me! This is gonna be so much fun!

Oh! Is that a marrow bone? See ya!

huh?

Mom said something about putting something about me and dogster on her myspace page. I have no idea what the woman is talking about. Hey, look! Toilet paper! YEAH!

I don't understand this woman

Mom went away for a few days. Granted, I got to hang with Wayne and Jackson and play non-stop. But still, I missed her and I was glad when she got home. And then yesterday, she left the apartment with a big bag.

I know what those big bags mean. I didn't before, but now I do. I gave her my "I know what you're doing" stare. She said something about how it's a laundry bag. What's laundry? I don't know what that stuff is. Anyway, I figured I'd have another few days with Wayne and Jackson even though Mom *just* got back.

So, *then* Mom came home from work at her usual time. And she had the bag. I watched her as she took clothes out of it. I guess she must do something with them outside of the apartment. I don't know. She was putting stuff away and I just didn't really get it. And *THEN* she decided to confuse me more.

She got down another bag and packed it with her stuff. (I knew she was going away again!) But then she took my bag out...am I going somewhere with her? She was talking about something called "D.C." and how I'd have fun there. I don't know what D.C. is, but I know it's not the park or dog run. But, she did mention something about a car - and I do love cars so I barked my approval.

We'll see what happens next. As I stated in the entry title, I don't understand this woman.

Biggest Dog Group Portrait

Mom and I went up to Bryant Park today to participate in a giant dog picture. There were so many butts to sniff I didn't even know where to start! So much excitement! Plus, I had never been to Bryant Park before, so there was a lot to explore. We had so much fun!

We walked home from the park. Man, am I one pooped out pooch. It was a bit of a haul and it was starting to get hot. But Mom kept me in the shade and gave me lots of water.

I think I'm going to take a nap on the cool floor. I love air conditioning.

Memorial Day

Mom and I had a very nice Memorial Day weekend. The weather was fantastic so we were able to go out a lot. YAY! OUTSIDE!!!

There were so many things to sniff. So many dogs to meet. Oh, and I think Mom finally gets that I don't do puppies.

I know, I know. I used to be one. But they're so hyper! Don't they know I'm a pug? Don't they know I'll be three soon? Sigh...puppies. I guess as long as Mom doesn't bring one home I'm okay with them.

I have to say I'm a little sad that the long weekend is over. Mom has to go back to work. And, my aunt (who was visiting) went back to her home. I miss sharing the air mattress with her and knocking her off it. (I like to stretch out.)

But, at least I get to go to day care today. I'll be able to catch up on all the latest gossip with my friends. And speaking of day care - Mom says it's time to go.

Woof!