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~*Thoughts From Titus*~

Is it my birthday?!?!

Dudes! My Mom left and was gone a while...then she came back and gave me so much stuff! I was in dog heaven! I got a beef flavored raw hide bone the size of the couch! Ok...not that big...but close I tell ya! Man...it taste so good! And she gave me a big block of that white chalk stuff again that she calls ice~cream. It's really good and I like it...but nothing beats Blue Bell...ya know?! She has a big peanut butter flavored cookie and a pig ear too...I smell them but she won't give them to me yet! She said to wait until tomorrow so I'll have a treat then too! I say...why wait until tomorrow for something you could have today! I bet if I aggravate her enough about it...she'll give them to me tonight! If I could just get that pantry door opened without leaving all the slobber on it! Wait...here she comes! She's heading toward the pantry...I'm outta here dudes! Laterz!

~*What is this stuff?!?!?!*~

Dudes...I'm in shock here! My Mom told me that today is Mendie's birthday...ok, cool. Then she gives me this white block thing and tells me it's ice~cream! Excuse me...but it looked like chalk to me and if it didn't smell so dawg gone good...I wouldn't have believed her! Well...it did taste good but come on! Next time she brings me ice~cream...it better be a half gallon tub of Blue Bell!!! Or else I'm not eating it! Well...ok, I will eat it but I won't like it! Ok, so I will like it but that's not the point! The point is...never mind...she's the best Mom for thinking of me and giving me the so called ice~cream to start with! I'm going to go see if she's got any more left...not because I like it that much...I just want to see what it taste like again! Later dudes!

*Hangin' Out at the Pet Store*

My Dad took me to the pet store yesterday...I had a blast! I love going with Dad cause he'll let me do stuff Mom won't! Mom always says..."leave that alone" or "no, you can't have that" or "you better not pee on anything when we get in here!" Dad lets me go through the bones, take toys down to test out, sneak a few cookies off the cookie bar...he won't let me pee on anything though...bummer! Mom just wants me to be a good boy and she says I am and always buys me a big treat for being good. Dad just sneaks me treats throughout the store while we shop around...he's the coolest! I heard Mom tell Dad that we are all going to the park tomorrow...I can't wait! They took my little sisters last weekend and I didn't get to go cause they were just going to take pictures for a book my brother wrote about them...so they are going to go back and take me so I can have some fun too! I'm gonna go eat up the food Dad got yesterday so he'll have to take me back to the store for more soon! Later dudes!