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Haydez

A day in the life of spoiled me

I am itchy and I don't know why. My mommy keeps telling me to stop itchying and I can't help it. And then she put me in a bath WHICH I DON"T LIKE! and told me it would make me feel better and make me all pretty .. and it made me feel a little better. My mommy took me out for a walk after that- and this lady said I was so pretty. I looked at mommy like I know that.. but mommy just told her thank you and told me to say thank you so I gave the lady my best bully smile. And then I got distracted because their were leaves on the ground and I had to chase all of them. But then mommy said she would race me home. And it was really an unfair race because I have more legs, and then mommy was cheating because when I ran too fast she pulled back on the leash so that she could race. We called it a tie. I went back inside and said hi to my brothers and my daddy and went to sleep in my chair.

PMPBS- Putting up with male pit bull stuff

ERRRR.. I love my brothers but they drive me insane!!!! They always nibbble on my ears and everywhere else. AND they take my bones. Being top dog is such hard work. I have to keep everyone in line, guard the house, and make sure mommy and daddy get to work on time. I am so tired, I am taking a nap in my chair. PEACE!