May 22nd 2006 8:36 pm
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Holy Moly pup pals!
Man, my life is so hard! I mean, PLEASE! What do these humans think I am?
I know that secretly, deep down inside my furry little body, that I am really a human. For dog's sake, I know that I have 4 legs, a tail and stuff, but why is it that I can do the following??
1. Sit in the lounge chair just like mum and watch the news?
2. Want to sleep in a soft warm bed, UNDER the blankets. Do you see "THEM" sleeping on the floor? Fair enough, when they go camping they do, (cept for my mum) but every single night?
3. Eat from a bowl on the floor? Geez, like to see what happens if I made THEM do that!!!
4. Sit in the back seat of the car and just enjoy the wind in my face? I know that if THEY could drool and slobber everywhere THEY would. THEY are just bound by "manners". To boot with manners. If you are gunna enjoy yourself, then just enjoy yourself!!!! Let yourself go folks! Hang it out!!!!! Be free!!!
5. When THEY go to the doctor, does he take THEIR temperature like he takes mine? NO WAY! I'm sure there is some sort of law which prevents that kind of abuse!!!
Of course, the list could go on and on, but, "Ladies and Gentleman of the doggy jury, I rest my case".
I know that you all agree with me, because each one of us is called "my furry daughter/son" so I wish they'd make their minds up!!!! One minute we're a dog, next we're their child.
And thanks for the emails yesterday regarding the whole Cyclone Larry thing! It's nice to know my pup pals care about me!
Licks and sniffs,
May 21st 2006 6:46 pm
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Hey all my puppy pals!! So barking sorry about the time lapse! But mum and step-dad have been soooo busy! We have moved house in the time since I last updated you all. What a time THAT was. Please don't let them ever move house again. HORRIBLE.
Well, so much has happened since I last barked to you all. Life has been hectic and I've even been sick! I haven't been walkies for ever so long and my step -daddy decided that I needed some exercise. Well.....That is the last time they take me THAT far. My poor broken down body was in so much pain I had to go see Dr Wade. It was terrible. I had my temperature taken (EEEW) and a needle in my neck. Shocking treatment!!!!
Anyway, it turns out it is probably arthritis and I'm not allowed to go for such long walkies anymore. Hmmmm. We'll see about that. I'm only 6 for doggy sake. Not 60!!!
Hope all my pals are well. I've missed barking with you and please keep in contact. I need my pals........
Well, better go. Mum is busy at her new job and my lovely step-daddy is busy working from home again, my brothers are all at school, so I've got to go bake my hooters in the sun.
Not that there's been a lot of sun since Cyclone Larry came to visit us. That was a terrible time. I was soooo scared! The wind was terribly scary and loud! Trees were snapping all around and flying down the street. I went under the bed and stayed the hell there! Are you kidding? I'm not going anywhere near any windows! Fools!!!!! Mum was working at the radio station then and had to go into work and answer phones with the disaster centre people. Someone rang up freaking out because they were trying to get home and a huge shed landed in the road in front of them, with it's doors intact. Just picked up and placed neatly in the middle of the highway!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!
Mummy went down to Innisfail with the Red Cross a couple of days after it happened and she said it was terrible down there. Devestated. Innisfail is about 30 minutes from where we live in Cairns and it was shocking. Just flattened. Completely. I don't ever want to go thru anything like that again. How scary.
Anyway, licks all round....
February 3rd 2005 11:36 pm
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Well, the weekend is here again! Finally!!! It has been sooooo hot here in Cairns. Wow! Australia is in a weird climatic change for some reason. I heard that there is snow in the Snowy Mountains in the middle of summer! That's where my mum and step-dad go in winter for a holiday (without me) and they can't believe that it is snowing in Australia in the middle of summer!!!!
I have been staying inside in the air-con all week, because I just can't sleep outside! I never have and never will. Last night I slept on mums bed again, because she has air-con!!!! I was SO hot! I panted all night. I drank heaps of water, but was still hot.
Well, pals, I give you all my love and will see you in the Valentines Day parade....
Barks, licks, sniffs and woofs,
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