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My mommy was sick.

Bipoley

My cousin Napoleon, or as I like to call him, Bipolear, is very bipolar.
He will play with me, and then five seconds later he will try to attack me. It can get quite confusing. I dont like when he tries to bite me. It can scare me.

I think he is bipolar. He cant make up his mind about things; he is very fickle. He also gets too much attention from his mommy, auntie cyndie. I think that he is conceited.
He should learn some doggie manners. He doesnt know how to act around other dogs, because he is the only one in his household! He needs to go to one of those doggie finishing schools.
I just wish he would play with me, thats all. That poop.

my mommy was sick.

She was bedridden for a few days. I was worried, because she usually doesnt like it when i lick her face, because i tend to eat my poop, and she didnt care. That mustve meant she really didnt feel well. She was gone for a few days, and the rest of the family left me to fend for myself for the weekend, and i had no one to help me down from the big cushions.
But now they are all back, and they got me new tasty treats with peanut butter! Im glad mommy is okay, and now she has to take these weird tests everyday.
They were upset that they left me alone, and i was happy to hear that, because they gave me more attention for it!