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no no, bad dog!

my 2nd birthday!!

good golly pixiedust, i've just turned a whole 2 years old!.. saturday, september 22 was the special day.

my human sister got me a special gift (a new "earl", the farting rubber chicken). i got this gift early, on friday. then on saturday morning i had a big walk in the park with uncle kermit and mom. sister gave me another present, this time it was a new "henrietta", the squaking rubber chicken! i was sooo very excited. i have gone through 4-5 henrietta's in the past year. i have been known to eventually bite off her legs and or head. henrietta and earl are my very favorite toys.

dad took kermie and me for a big run in the afternoon and we both swam a bit and got really stinky and full of burrs. i took a major nap and was then ready to "party" hard!

the party started and we had birthday hats. mine was pink and kerm's was blue. mom put a special candle on my bone-shaped doggy cake that was made special for me at the doggy bakery. everyone sang the birthday song and then the candle was blown out. kerm and i each got a little slice of cake!

on sunday i got more presents from my aunt "thelma"! she even brought gifts for old kermit!!

well, gotta run. henrietta and earl are waiting to play!

love,
tink

my very first birthday!!

hi, ruff ruff! to all my friends!!

today is my very first birthday. mom says it will be fun but i don't know what a birthday is yet. i get stuff called presents and treats and i'm out on a big run with dad and kermit right now. hopefully, i will find something very stinky to roll in and dad will have to hose me off. what fun!!

well, gotta run now but i will be back again with a update on my adventures!

woof woof, i'm a very naughty girl!!

love,
tink

can i really change?

today mom was really really mad at me. i dragged her across the golf course in the snow and pulled hard on my leash. i wrestled with kermie too. i got a little spanking but it did NOT stop me!!

mom says i have to start puppy kindergarten soon. she said this "home schooling" business is for the birds (speaking of birds, slick does NOT like me !!)

why does everyone call me no no bad dog??