Just a status ...

So, I still have cats - and I am bound and determined I will get Alex ... he is GOING DOWN!

Other than that ... my life is pretty good. I mean, I am spoiled to the point I am rotten ... I do rule this home, regardless of what the other dogs say or think.

Over the summer, I got to go to Mt. Vernon, MO and to Tulsa, OK to watch Max, Maycee and Molly do agility. That was fun, except for when Maycee got into the cooler and ate almost a whole bag of treats ... and got sick on the way home, ICK! And then Max had drank so much water he bloated up and was tooting all the way home, they made me gag because it stunk so bad! But he is better now!

I guess I may start agility training ... but see, I have a luxating patella so I may not be able to. I hope I can jump at least. That is all I really want to do. I think that would be lots of fun! So hopefully I can do that soon!

Samson

CATS!

I still have them! They won't go away so I must torment them. I have decided that they are the one thing I have to boss around and tell off every day! Especially Alex.

What I really like to do is sit at the top of the stairs when Nala is trying to get up them and just eye her. The minute she makes a move I yell at her and she stops. hehehe It is so funny - but mom doesn't like it.

My mom says she is going to really work with me more, make me do more sits and downs because I need to know them for agility. I don't know what that means. She says agility to Molly alot ... I wonder if that is what I got to see Molly do. That was totally awesome! I don't think I could ever do that!

Samson

Did you know I have CATS?!

Bet you guys didn't know but I also have cats that live with me, CATS! I don't know what to do with them. I mean, one of them cries ALL the time and the other one goes outside a lot. But when I can get to them (Did you know they jump really high?! How do they do that?!) I like to corner them and bark! bark! bark! at them. They just sit there and take it too! Well, I have been bopped on the head a couple times, but that makes me bark even more! Ooh! Cats! Who would have thunk?! What am I supposed to do with cats?!

Ooh, there goes Alex, he is my favorite to pester!

Gotta run! bark! bark! bark! bark!

Samson

WHAT is going ON!?!

Okay, something very strange has been happening at my home the past few days now. It all started the day before Thanksgiving. I know when we went to bed the night before it was fine. I went out to go potty and everything was as it should be, well, except for these bright lights outside that my mom put up. But when I woke up on Wednesday, SOMETHING happened to the outside. It looks like someone got a hold of a lot of toys and shredded them all over outside. But I know Max can't shred that many toys that fast! The whole world was nothing but white. And, the worst part of it is that it was COLD and deeper than me! I couldn't go in it cause I was sinking. I was really scared! But it is all gone now and my world has returned to normal, well, outside!

The next weird thing is my mom has placed a very large tree INSIDE! AND! And she is not putting a ton of lights all over it and ribbons and stuff. Why is she decorating a tree? Maybe she did it so I would have a place to go potty. I don't know but I think she has definitely lost her mind. This world is just spinning out of control and I don't know what to do!!!

All this thinking has me tired, g'night!

Samson

Woo hoo!

I got handsomer today. I go see my groomers every other week, Tammy and Skye. They are really good to me there. Tammy spoils me a lot and holds and carries me a lot too. And she lets all the customers gawk over me too. I like that part. So whenever customers come in I won't let Tammy touch me, instead, I let the person know I'm here and they can pay attention to me. And they always do, and that is when Tammy takes me to see them. I love it! But I really love it when my mommy comes to pick me up because then I get to go home and rub it in my brother and sisters' faces that I'm most handsomer than they are! They always sniff my bum when I get home...why is that?

I really am super cute!

Samson

What is spoiled?

Mom says that I am not trainable. And my instructor says that I'm not trainable either. But I think I am. I can go up and down stairs and I can hold my own against my bully brother Max and my sisters Maycee and Molly. I am also really good at being cute. Mom says that is the only thing I am good at is being cute. If that is what I do then it sure is tiring because I am sleepy after I go to class.

They keep saying to me, Samson, sit. But I don't know what they mean. Then they act like they are going to give me a treat and they keep pulling it up and when I try to get it my bottom goes to the floor and then this click goes off. I don't like that! But they give me the treat after and to be honest, I don't want the treat! I just want to be me!

Well, I'm going to bed now cause it is bed-time!

Samson