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Livin' like a ROCK STAR!

Burfday Pup!

today is my burfday! i am 1 years old today, im a big boy now daddy said! yesterday was my party & we had cake & i got 2 cool shirts & a big turdel too! we played wif my turdel & ate lotsa cake, i putted the whole piece in my mouf cause it was yummy! Mama taked a bunches of pictures to keep cause she sayed it was a pecial day, Oskie is 1 today! Mama is gonna put some of the pics on here soon too! I really like my shirts, one of dem is a tank top that is black & red & it says BITCHES LOVE ME the other shirt is a black tee shirt that says SO MANY BITCHES, SO LITTLE TIME in silver letters. Mama & Daddy did a good job pickin' out clothes for me. My turdel is fun to0, he is on a rope & he crackles & squeekes too! we will put pics up soon OK? i gotta go play now so bye!

Its BAD

I tink mama tinks ima kid cause I got a skatborde. I do NOT like it! I dont wanna go for a ride on it & mama said i shoud try it. I dont wanna so im not gonna! I like the big balls in the kichen dem is fun! me & daddy play wif dem wen mama is at workie, I don't like dat place she workies at cause its skarie! Me & Daddy & ali & Sisy Bell & Keyleigh played alot this week. We sleeped on the couch & watched TV too! I LOVE MY DADDY ALOTS! he is fun! I fink we gonna go somewere soon cause it has beed a wile. I hope daddy takes me somewere fun. I godda go. Bye!

Workie Sux!

Today I goed to workie wif mama & its verry skarie! There is lots of peoples here that wanna touch me & stuff. They talk to me funny like i a baby or somfin. I donno why? Mama said "come on Osker you go to workie wif me" & i beed lkie "NO mama" but here i am, at workie! Now i no why mama & daddy not like to go to workie cause its not fun at all & to many peoples! Sissy Bell got to stay home ALONE!!! i'm worried abouts her because she never been alone before. Mama says she dosen't want us to be so dbendant on eachofer anymore. I'm verry skared wifout my sissy bell. I said GRRRR to Ivonne & Mary to! they wanna touch me & i said NO you cant touch me! I tink mamas not happy about me talkin ugly to them. I just don't wanna be touched. Mama said we gotta soclize me more cause i gets skared & mama tinks i should be more out goin like my sissy bell, mama says she is a little socli buterfley. We been goin to the park & daddy goed wif us some to! Daddy comes to see us alots now & he even sleeped over wif us a few times. I tink he usta stay all the time but then he wenn away and den mama gots pressed so daddy comed back! We LOVE DADDY alot & I miss him. Mama & Daddy said we gonna be a famileey agin!!!! I happy cause i tink we make a good famileey. Its Me, Daddy, Mama, Bella, Ali & Kiwi Kat! We are a big famileey huh? We gots 6 of us! I tink were full, I hope mama don't get nobody elese cause i like to bee the BABY! Baby Osker Bane! Thats me! I'm almost 10 monts old & mama said i get big boy food next time we go to the store & after this is gone!!! She said i'm gonna be ful growed when im 10monts, so i'm excited! I'm bigger then my sissy bell all ready! Mama said i gotta go cause she needs the puter. By!!!