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My new duckie toy

Driving

Well about a week ago now I just returned from a pretty fun trip,we drove from San Antonio to Denver stayed 5 days then to Santa Fe for 2 nights and finally back home. It was fun but i think my pets are still mad at me. Starting in Colorado and pretty much all the way home, I don't know what I ate but man, was it bad! My pets drive an F150 pickup, just one bench seat for the 3 of us, no matter which way I turned I was always aimed at someone and then of course talk about how bad it was for the next 5 minutes. It was really bad! So if either of you are reading this, I want to apologize sincerely.

Duckie

Today my pesky owners finally did something right. Instead of the usual tastless bones and unwanted pet cleaning products they bought me my own duckie. He's cute...little yellow body with a orange beak. When I bite down on his fat little tummy he quacks!!! Drives me crazy...I run around the room wagging my tail and stomping my paws. My owners are always trying to pull little duckie from my mouth. When they do, I extract my vengence by clawing and slapping their pink puggie fingies. I got one real good the other night. Saw the red welt forming right before my little doggie eyes. ha ha that will shown them, i've almost got them trained