August 12th 2007 12:38 am
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Mom loves to read Kitchie's diaries! Kitchie has such funny, crazy parents! I sure hope that Kitchie doesn't have to ever wear deodorant! Kitchie likes to chase lizards too, but I never catch any lizards here, I wouldn't know what to do with them! Mom is going to add some new details about me, but she's not going to continue the Summer tag to my friends because it's so late at night here.
1. Today she yelled "Bad Girl!" at me (the nerve!) because I was standing in the horse manure that she had loaded under our Texas Umbrella tree. She wasn't sure if I was eating it like Buster, and I won't tell you if I was. Does anyone out there know if horse manure can make a doggie sick?
2. If Mom hasn't been giving me enough attention during the day, I've taken to sleeping on my lazy boy chair at night instead of sleeping next to her. Last night I was going to sleep on my chair, but when all the coyotes started howling, I gave her a little woof to wake her up and get up next to her.
3. I've been trying to convince Mom to sleep outside on the front porch so that I can sleep there on my Coolaroo. She might just do it tomorrow night because it's going to be the best night for the meteor shower.
4. I'm Mom's supervisor. When Mom says: "It's time to fix the barbeque" I run down the ramp from my lazy boy chair and hustle out to where she cleans and prepares the barbeque. There's a mousie living near there and I'm trying to convince Mom that she needs to remove all the lumber above it instead of getting the barbeque ready for dinner. So far, no luck.
5. Mom took me for a walk up the road two nights ago before dusk, and when a fellow way up the road carried his trash to his dumpster I started barking like crazy and pulling on my leash to tell him that he was on MY road. Then when we were coming back, a little two year old beautiful girl came out with her Mommie to their dumpster and started calling: "Doggie, Doggie!" so I stopped, started kicking my back legs one at a time to show her whose road that was and started barking at her from quite a distance.
6. Mom has been giving my low-fat cottage cheese to make me forget that I ever tasted cheddar cheese, but I still come running at the sound of cheddar cheese being grated.
7. My Dad loves me and I love him! He always takes time to bend down and give me the touch.
June 19th 2007 3:38 pm
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I had to laugh that my new Pup Pal, "Kitchie" doesn't like water. Mom gave me a bath in the laundry sink yesterday, dried my feet with several little towels then set me loose. I ran around the living room, snorting several times, then she took me to the front door to see what Dad was talking about. The minute that I saw my little pool full of water I took a running leap and jumped in. She groaned, lifted me out of the pool, and started drying me all over again...
May 26th 2007 7:16 pm
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Hi Everydog!
Ginger tagged me for the tag game. Here are my seven Pawsome facts.
Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don't forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing that they've been Tagged!
1. When I was brought home to a senior's retirement mobile home park, Mom walked me on a yellow six foot leash. I was only three pounds, so some of the neighbors looked out and thought that Mom was walking a Guinea Pig.
2. I bark like a common street dog.
3. I sleep with my owners and if I need to go out to take care of my needs, I wake them up by covering their nose and mouth at the same time so that they can't breathe. It works every time!
4. I can hear cheese grating preparations from any part of the house.
5. I can kill a small mousie outside with one bite and trade it for a cookie.
6. My 90 pound Golden Retriever brother loves me but is very careful around me.
7. I'm the slowest waddler in the West.
I'm tagging Buster NPC, Darby, Squirt, Crunchy Bar, Scamp, Brutis and Beauregard Jackson 1st.
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