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Movie critic in my spare time

A new movie review

Okay, I was forced to sit through Komodo vs. Cobra. What a train wreck that was! It started out innocently with me wanting to eat my biscuit on Mommy's lap and before you know it I was barking at the television! The only "vs" in this was at the end when the two "stars" squared off for no reason other than food competition. Godzilla movies have better fight scenes.

The cats and I give this movie as many paws down as possible! Yuck!

Oh wow, I'm bleary eyed!

Okay! I have two new movies that I actually stayed awake for! We have been watching this television series on underground cities so the movie watching hasn't been as high level as in the past. So, here are the two I saw:

Pterodactyl on the Sci Fi channel - Summary: Territorial ancient birds that eat anything in their nesting area. There were multiple plot lines that worked well together. Over all I liked it. There were no dogs in this one, but a whole bunch of sheep so that is cool! I actually was rooting for the humans in this one, so I give it two paws up!

Supergator on the Sci Fi channel - Summary: that chick from Top Gun cloned a prehistoric gator/dinosaur and it got out. Or she let it out, I can't remember. I have to say this movie was TERRIBLE. The whole "The volcano is gonna erupt in Hawaii and we have to totally be there so this wonderful, ground breaking event" was silly. There were too many plot lines that went no where and the acting was ear and eye bleeding. Really now, who cares? I was rooting for the volcano to erupt and kill them all. GO VOLCANO! I didn't finish this train wreck since I stopped caring about that one chick's terrible volcano experience that the main dude feels all bad about that they kept reminding us about every 12 seconds. BLECH! I wish I could have been outside with the big dogs for this one or a monkey. They fling things which is what I wanted to do 20 minutes into this.

Gone for a while

Wow! It sure has been a long time since I wrote in this thing.....well, I'm back now and I can't wait to share with you all the movies I've seen! Man, Mom has been watching so many movies I don't know where to begin.

Let me just start with two that Mom TiVoed and made me watch.

1) Basilisk: The Serpent King - I liked the bad guy woman in this one and the CGIed serpent monster, but the whole love interest thing was lame. There were no dogs in this movie so I can only say GO SERPENT!

2) Grendel - I think there were a couple of dogs in the background, but nothing worth noting. The story was lame and the monsters were cool. GO GRENDEL!

The new Underdog live action movie is coming out......I liked the cartoon better, I hope they don't ruin this for me.