I've been tagged!

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

*the hair on my ears feel very velvety
*I like to get up on my parent's bed when they're gone and lick myself and leave a big wet spot when I'm done.
*my obssesions are cats, beer, bottles, birds, and squirrels.
* I really don't like licking people unless they are sweaty.
*I managed to get out of my leash while I was on a walk and I ran away about 2 years ago. My parent found me after 3 days of searching the neighborhood. I was a little malnourished and I got a trip to the vet for a checkup.
*kids scare me, especially those ones on skateboards.
*what I lack in size, I make up in amazing good looks and charming personality ; )

My Belly Button

I thought I'd write this so everyone has an understanding what exactly that weird looking picture is on my page. It is of my belly button. Mom has been unusually obsessed with it lately. She keeps turning me on my back and poking it. Mom had told me she has found lint in it before. Apparently it is odd to have such a prominant belly button as I have. Yeah, it's an outie as another pup pal has recognized. I like my belly button. I'm always lying on my back with my legs in the air and showing it to the world, I have to air it out sometimes. So to all those pup parents out there, appreciate your dog's belly button. It's proof that we have loving mommas who were physically connected to somehow in the doggy world.

Sorry to all of you whose parents are now going to roll you on your back and give you "the examination".

My New Jacket

My parents felt it a good idea to buy me a jacket today. They say I'm always shivering and think this jacket will help keep me warm. It'd better do the job because I don't feel comfortable in it at all! Personally, I like cuddling under the blankets a lot more. Woody thinks I look stupid and taunts me with his fake humps. Watch out Woody, you'll get a taste of your own medicine soon enough.

Its too darned hot!

Why can't I be furless like my parents? This heat is making me uncomfortable and all I want to do is sit in front of the fan. I can't get comfy anywhere so I keep moving to other places to lie down. My new favorite treat is a bowl full of ice cubes. I really get excited when I see my parents drinking water since I know that they'll give me the ice when they are done. The heat is also making me feel funny...like I'm in love...with my brother. Yeah, it sounds weird but I find myself mounting him and doing funny things. My mom keeps scolding me to get off of him. I know that Woody has done it to me before but only when he wants my toys. She said it's because my 2nd birthday is tomorrow and I'm going though puberty. Who the heck knows what that means.

The bed time terrorist

Nothing is more fun than getting in bed with my parents and rolling around in the blankets after they've made the blankets just right. I like to stick my face in them and push 'em in different directions. I will somehow move myself from lying with my head at the top of the bed to having it at the bottom of the bed while I spin in a half circle on my back. I love to kick everyone and everything around me as I tangle my body up. Then I will go and rub my nose all over the pillows and make myself sneeze on my mom. It is satisfying and makes me more calm when I decide to go to sleep. I don't know why my parents have to fuss about it.

I'm not scared of the ocean!

My mom is shocked and happy to find that I love to swim. I went to the beach the other day with Woody and followed him in to the ocean. I have been to the beach before but never actually went all the way in the water. All I had to do was move my legs back and forth and there I went! I was swimming! Mom said I was a natural. She even picked me up over the wave so the wave wouldn't smack me and I was still swimming...even out of the water. The only problem I have is Woody trying to grab my neck when I'm out there, I think he is trying to herd me in the direction he wants me to go. I can't wait to go back. It is also a good way to get away from dogs who bother you, especially those who are scared of water. Now mom wants me to enjoy getting wet by the hose...yeah, that'll never happen.

Here Kitty Kitty!!!

I am staying with my parents at my grandparent's house. We moved from Texas and are looking to find a place to live in Cali. Anyway, they have this monsterous creature that hides under the bed and makes nasty hissing and groaning noises at me. My family calls it a cat. What a horrible thing it is. I didn't even know it was under the bed and it scared the living daylights outta me! Now I am curious to see this thing up close but everytime I approach it, it wants to be mean. Woody won't even try to get near this cat. He apparently has been swatted by it in the past and learned to avoid the whole situation. I'm really scared of it but my curiousity is getting the best of me. Whenever I see the cat in the bedroom, I bark and howl at it from the hallway but the cat just hisses back. Why won't he come and see me? One of these days I'm gonna make friends with it but my parents keep warning me and telling me It's not gonna happen and I'll learn my lesson.

My first time at the dog park

My mom took me to the dog park yesterday with my brother Woody. I didn't like it at first because Woody kept trying to hump me. It's bad enough trying to get used to something new, but Woody was making it worse. I was nervous and shakey, foaming at the mouth. After my parents got Woody under control, I kinda enjoyed myself. I stuck around my parents most of the time but would wander off sometimes and lose my parents. You know what I do then? I go back to where they were last and wait for them to come back and find me. They didn't know that I do that and were very impressed. I let other dogs sniff at me without any problems although I was getting annoyed by a pitbull who kept following me around. I showed him my teeth and he ran away. I was even a subject for a little boy's science project. He asked my mom how fast I run, what kind of dog I am, and how old I am. He even took a picture of me. My parents want to take me to the dog beach next. We'll see about that.

Guess who's getting smarter??

I AM!! My parents just found out how well I listen to them. I can sit, come, and get down when they ask me. I act quicker than Woody. Woody just sits there pretending he didn't hear anything. Guess what else I've learned to do? I can balance a popsicle stick on my nose. My mom was letting me lick the stick and then deceided to try this trick on me. SURPRISE! I did it! I only did it a couple times because I got so excited to have the stick my teeth started to chatter, I couldn't concentrate anymore. If you didn't know, I can also walk on my hind legs too. Mom, can you up the intelligence meter on my page...plleeeeaaaase???

I have a problem...

I seem to have the hiccups all the time. Apparently it's normal and the vet said there isn't anything to worry about. I just happen to have them every single day, sometimes three times a day. My mom thinks it's cute when I hiccup.