Late Christmas gift

Man, did I get in trouble yesterday. My grandma sent my mom and dad their Christmas gifts in the mail yesterday. She was late last year too, but who's counting. Anyway, my mom left two of the gifts out that were to my dad. Well after she left I started sniffing around and realized that one of them was something to eat. So I ripped that baby to shreds to get to that food. Once I got inside I realized it was chocolate so I licked it a little but I didn't eat any. I did bite into this one though and all this gooey stuff squished out of it. That was gross so I just left it on the couch and all this goo oozed out of it. Yuck! Well when mom got home, she had a fit. As soon as I saw her pick up that oozy chocolate I ran under the bed. I thought I'm doing her a favor anyway. She don't need no chocolate.

Moving!!!!

Hello everyone! I am moving tomorrow!!! I don't understand mommy and daddy sometimes. I have a nice backyard with all my friends next to me. I don't know what Nick my Great Dane friend is going to do with out me now!!! Just last week another Italian Greyhound moved in next door. Why is this happening to me? Wait---- mommy just said we are moving closer to the dog park. What a joyous day!!! I've only got to go a couple of times because I used to be bad and do bad things to other dogs. Unfortunately I am missing a couple of my parts now so I can't do bad things anymore, but I don't ever want to talk about that experience!!! I gotta go tell Willie the great news!!! See you guys later!!!