May 22nd 2006 7:26 am
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So my mommy was fostering this little pip squeak who kept sexually assulting me for an hour at a time until mommy finally stopped laughing long enough to put him back into his crate.
That thing was 1/3 my size and tried humping me from every angle- buddy- I am spayed- drop it wontcha?!?!
Well, mommy had him neutered on Friday and we weren't allow to play with him until he went home- something about stitches on his bottom...
So at 10 pm last night, Jenn and Victor picked up the little brat and took him to the Bronx for his new life off the streets (which ironically he was found tied to a pole IN the Bronx). We fostered him for less than two weeks while his folks were on their honeymoon. They are good people and as annoying as he was, I liked not being the smallest anymore!!!
So my obedience training is a waste of my mommy's money- I know what she WANTS me to do, but I am so stubborn that I listen only when I feel like it. She keeps giving me treats, and then I get car sick on the way home. I am sensitive I suppose. Must have been from all the damage done to my belly when I was adopted from the shelter- with Giardia, Roundworms, AND Hookworms...
My mommy really loves me but I am still a bratty teenager- I think I will be two this summer, but since I was in a shelter, I lost track of time. Both my brother Xandir and sister Bella were from that same dingy shelter (associated Humane in Newark). It smelled so badly in there I wanted to hurl. I am so appreciative that my mommy asked her bf to adopt me as her X-Mas present last december. I love my daddy even more since he never tries to train me, hee hee, and it really bugs my mommy!! Well, I am going to take another nap now- it's nice and quiet here in my home- just occasional barking and mewing from my feline housemates. At least I am bigger than all of them.
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