The Barking Machine

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What's instigator mean?

August 9th 2009 8:35 am
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Mom's been calling me that since Colby showed up yesterday. Colby's a boy schnauzer who came into rescue and he's staying with us for the weekend and maybe this week mom says. Anypoo. So I bark, and then Colby starts barking along with me, and sometimes Lacey barks too, and mom calls me an instigator. Is that like an alligator or something?

Also, what does brat mean? (BOL! I know what it means and I am not a brat!)

 

Festivals and a Town for ME, Shakespeare!

August 5th 2009 1:49 pm
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Sheesh! I've had no less than two pup pals write that they or their pawrents have gone to plays and festivals about or written by Shakespeare, and they look for me, and I'm not there. What's up with that mom?!?! If they're for ME, I should be there! You may not think I read the paper with you on the weekends, but I know there was just a Shakespeare festival here and we did not go. What is wrong with this picture?!?! Sheesh!!!

And then my pal Zaidie says he and his pawrents drove through a town named after me! A town named after ME! I gotta move there, I bet I can get treats all day every day.

Mom was even watching this "In Search of Shakespeare" tv show last night, and all she had to do was go look in her bedroom. I was there almost the whole time. Sheesh.

 

Best Bath Ever!

July 25th 2009 10:41 am
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I know, not words you see together at all, BOL! Mom took me to the SPCA's Wash and Wag today cause I needed a bath and the shelter always needs donations. First they were trying to get me in a little kiddie pool, nuh uh, I don't like water! Mom helped them and finally I gave in. Sheesh. But then these nice young ladies came over and were pouring water on me and massaging me with shampoo and it was pawsome! I had at least three people petting me, it was a bath all about me! So much better than mom and the kitchen sink, BOL! I had three to four young ladies petting just me for at least like fifteen minutes! See, best bath ever!

 

I don't like this hot weather

July 22nd 2009 2:15 pm
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Ever since I was a young pup, I've gotten all worn out when spending too much time in hot weather. Like five minutes or so. We'll all take our walk to the mailbox and I need a good rest when we get there. We went to the dog park yesterday and even though it's shady (like trees n stuff, not scary places, BOL), I don't like the heat and go hide under the benches. I need shade breaks every few minutes, esp. when we go to dog fairs. I love spending time chilling under vendor tables, BOL!

Maybe I should move to Canada and live with my pals up there? Mom would have to come too cause I don't like being away from her for too long.

 

No more "FrankenShakey"

June 4th 2009 2:01 pm
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I got my sutre.. surters.. stitches out!

 

Drain gone!

May 26th 2009 2:31 pm
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The vet took that uncomfortable drain outta my shoulder! I feel much better now, esp. since mom took me to chik-fil-a afterwords, yum! My stitches come out in 9 days, and I am counting! BOL

 

Happiness is...

May 22nd 2009 2:09 pm
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...being able to scratch your beard and rub your face against the floor without a stupid cone on your head!

 

I'm home

May 20th 2009 4:06 pm
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I'm home and wiped out and don't feel good. Mom keeps loving on me and sometimes she goes ewww my poor baby. Lacey's calling me frankenshakey. Brat. I'm just glad to be home!!!

 

I had a bad day!

May 19th 2009 2:54 pm
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I musta played a bit too rough at day care today, cause I have a small wound in my side. The dogtor says it looks like a dog bite. Mom is freaking out, imagine that. I feel fine, I'm acting like my normal hyper goofy self. In fact no one at the day care noticed anything cause they said I wasn't showing signs of distress and there weren't any fights. Mom says I have to go back to the vet tomorrow and "go under" (under what?) so they can put a drain in my wound. BOL, mom looks a little green!

 

Jack tossed me the football!

January 23rd 2009 3:06 pm
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Jack passed me the football!

Alright Pal! You made it here. I see you caught my foot ball pass. Here is what you should do next! Hurry and pass the ball to 5 of your team mates so they can make a touch down. You are also supposed to write down 5 things about yourself that are funny. Also please leave me a bone and ask all those who visit your diary to leave you a bone so you will know they have been there! Okā€¦Here goes the play!

1. BOL, everything about me is funny! Mom and my grandpawrents say I'm a big ham.
2. I'll bark and jump up on the ottoman to bring mom my leash when I sense we're going for walks. "Get your leash" is the funniest trick I know.
3. When I first get a chewie, like a pig's ear, I'll bark at it and jump around it in circles for a few minutes.
4. I do a hilarious head tilt! First one side, then the other, then I give up, BOL.
5. Oh, the funniest thing about me!! I quickly run away when someone farts!! It's that sound. But only the real thing, you can't trick me with similar noises.

 
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