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Thanksgiving Tag!

November 11th 2007 7:30 am
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I was tagged by Jasmine, Charley, and Vanilla Schnoodle!

It's THANKSGIVING TAG!!!!

Here are the rules:
Because it’s Thanksgiving time, there is a change to the rules. Each player needs to tell seven special things they are thankful for. Tagged dogs must post the rules in their diary and their 7 things. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their names. Let them know by pawmail or rosette that they have been tagged and to read your diary for the instructions on how to play.

Seven Things I’m Thankful For:

1. I'm thankful that my pals tagged me, BOL! Really tho, I'm thankful for all my pals!! Woof!
2. I am thankful that I got to pick such a great mom, and she didn't even make me say that.
3. I am thankful for my grandpawrents and uncle Joey, who love and spoil me almost as much as my mom.
4. I am thankful that my sister Sydney is no longer in pain and can run free now.
5. I am thankful for my sister Lacey.
6. I am thankful for TREATS!
7. I am thankful for WALKS! Now mom, let's go on one, aroooo!

 

Tag! I'm it!

October 16th 2007 2:13 pm
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I was tagged again! I must be so loved, BOL. This time I was tagged by Sassy, Whitney, Buddy Grau, and T-Bone.

Here are the rules of this dogster game of "tag" in case you've never gotten a chance to play. When you are tagged, you post 7 random facts about yourself, compose a "new DIARY entry" along with the rules and put them in your own DIARY. Then you pick 7 furs (kitties or doggies) to tag but make sure you tell them... a simple p-mail will do fine, or a rosette to tell them, but you must let them know that they have been tagged. Post their names also in your DIARY.

Here are 7 random facts about myself:

1. When mom is eating, I either sit right below her or as close to her as possible in case she drops something!
2. Mom calls me the "zeta dog", whatever that means, BOL.
3. I love to roll around in the grass, esp. when mom is outside and not paying attention to me.
4. I jump into the car and go directly to the driver's seat! Then mom tells me I don't have my driver's license and to move to the passenger seat. Sheesh!
5. I know how to ham it up for the camera!
6. As I've gotten older, my fur's become more salt than pepper.
7. I'll only catch the tennis ball outside once or twice, then I find better things to do, like sniff or bark.

I'll let Lacey pick who we tag!

 

Thank You (!) and Birthday Details

August 29th 2007 9:11 am
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Thanks to all my GREAT pals, new and "old", for the birthday wishes, rosettes and, wow, all the bones (yum!)!!! I might even share my leftover frosty paws with you, hee hee hee.

My barkday was pawsome as always! I have the bestest mom! Well except that this morning she asked me if I was "hung over", whatever that means, but I don't think it was meant to be nice, BOL.

So for my barkday yesterday, mom took me on our annual pet stores in the area trip, which I loved as always cause I get to bark and sniff and say hi and get treats! We went to this new pet boutique called Femmes and Fidos and the owner lady was so nice! She gave me pets and ear scratches and made me a treat platter complete with pupcakes!

Mom made frosty paws! She didn't have any small cups, so she used the storage containers she already had - and I got the biggest one of course, BOL!

Mom gave me a new cell phone! (It's only a stuffed toy, don't worry, hee hee.) Grandma got my *own* Bobo!! Yea! She also got me a stuffed gorilla with a grass skirt and bikini top, BOL! She told mom it's my new date, sheesh grandma! Ooo, and she also got me a mat that's full of squeakers! Squeak squeak! Mom got me more presents too, but I was actually so worn out that I didn't even finish opening them - imagine that! I don't know what got into me.. oh wait, yah, too much excitement and too many treats! BOL!

Me n Lacey n Sydney were so full of treats and pupcakes and sleepy from all the pawcitement that none of us finished our frosty paws. Sydney even fell asleep on hers, BOL!

I'll get mom to post photos and videos when she gets home from work. And then we'll have pawty part two so I can finish opening my presents, woof! No, wait, presents first, then photos!

 

I'm six today!!

August 28th 2007 5:11 am
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Arooo!! Today is my sixth birthday!! I saw mom wrapping presents yesterday (I tried to help but she wouldn't let me!) and I know she was making homemade frosty paws cause I could smell them from across the house! I know I'm gonna have a pawty today as I do every year, arooo! Now if she'd just hurry up and get home, sheesh! Why does she have to do this 'work' thing on *my birthday*?!?!?

 

Dear Michael Vick

August 22nd 2007 6:38 pm
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Dear Michael Vick,
You are a complete and total bass turd. I poop at you, although you aren't worth the wear and tear on my sphincter.
Sincerely yours,
Gussie Finknottle,
Elvis the Ibizan,
Priscilla,
Mercury,
Rajah Q.,
Mingus Wilbur
Socks E Grrly
Shakespeare, Sydney, and Lacey

Anypup out there who'd like to turn this weasel into a human fire hydrant, copy and paste into your diary and add your name.

 

Love tagged!

August 12th 2007 7:41 am
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Woof woof! I was love tagged by Charley, Rudy Mack, Reagan, and Oliver! What great pals I have!! Thank you! I'm sending my schnauzie love to all my pals, I love you all!

 

More tags!

May 24th 2007 3:09 pm
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I tried to play with my foster bro Adam this morning, and he wouldn't play with me. Butthead! Anyways... BOL

I was tagged again by my pretty pal Hanalei!

Here are 7 more fun facts about Shakespeare:

1. I took my first vacation to the Outer Banks of NC when I was 11 months old.

2. I love sand but I don't like the ocean.

3. I love my uncle (mom's brother).

4. I like to sleep under mom's bed (when I'm not in the papasan chair, BOL).

5. I get sooooo excited when I go for a walk (every day I might add! Aroo!) that I have to take a break halfway through.

6. I like to be up as high as possible so I can see everything.

7. When other people fart, I run away!

 

I was tagged!

May 23rd 2007 3:27 pm
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My pawsome friend Duncan tagged me!

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

So here are 7 fun facts about Shakespeare....

1. When I was a pup, both my ears were down. No, really!

2. I love to dig in the backyard.

3. I took Beginning Agility class at Petsmart. But I wouldn't jump over the jumps, so there went mom's hopes of an agility star, BOL.

4. I'm a mama's boy and like my pal Duncan, I am mom's best boy! (Ok, so I'm the only boy!)

5. My favorite place to sleep is the papsan chair.

6. If you're not paying attention to me, I'll bap you in the face with my paw!!! My favorite time to do this is in the morning when mom and Sydney won't get up!

7. I roll around in any spot that any male human has sat in. (Hey, I'm the only boy!)

Now I tag the next 7 pups!

Zoe
Jack the schnauzer pirate
Heidi
Charley
Oliver
Samara Jean
Socks
Velvet

 

My Tuesday Night Adventure

March 29th 2007 9:28 am
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Mom was up later than usual on Tuesday night so I was dying to go outside to see what doggies were up and taking about that time of night, so of course I barked and pleaded and mom let me n Lacey outside. We ran around and excitedly told the other doggies that we were up past our bedtime. I was at the back of the yard when I saw there was a space between the fence and the gate, and I'd never been to visit the neighbors back there - they have a really big house and a big front yard, and I had to check it out.

So a few minutes after that, I think I hear mom calling me n Lacey, but there were so many good new smells back here! Mom's yelling my name and "Come", which I know but I only do when there are treats involved. (Like all the other words I know, BOL.) But wait, I sniff into the air and I smell treats! I hear mom say "Come" again, so I run and run across the big yard and run right up to mom, who gives me the treat, yum! But then I sense that she's upset and she's hugging me and I sorta think I may have done something wrong by visiting the neighbors. She closed the gate and put a big stick in front of it too, so I don't think I'll get to explore that part of my neighborhood again.

Mom took me inside and gave me and my sisters all treats. Mom had a heart to heart talk with me in the hallway. She told me how much she loves me and how I'm her baby (sheesh, duh!) and to never ever leave my yard again, and that's why I'm always on a leash when I am out of the yard (so that explains it!).

 

Getting my Schnauzer on!

March 7th 2007 9:12 am
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We have mice in our house! Mom's really freaked out and setting traps and putting food and treats in containers, but, like the good terrier I am, I'm kinda wound up about it. Last night I showed mom where a mousie hole was - I was pawing at this big pillow that's against the wall in the living room, I needed mom to move it so I could get to the darn mouse or mousies... but by time she moved it, the mousies were gone, altho they'd left behind some evidence.... Mom also fussed at us doggies cause there was a lone piece of kibble there and she wanted to know how it ended up there.. like I'm gonna know, sheesh! Anyways, mom found that the round cable hole had been chewed out so mousies could fit through, and she boarded it up. So now, sheesh, how am I gonna be able to stake that corner out and get my mouse-catching schnauzer on?!? I work better than any trap she's set, woof woof!

Oh yah, and after the hole discovery, mom remembered the other day when I was pawing near my crate.. she was a dummy and didn't get what I was trying to tell her at all, sheesh.. so last night she checked out that area and sure enough, the mice had left evidence there, but not a lot cause I scared them off, BOL.... But then mom fussed at me not to leave treat crumbs in my crate, like I'd ever do that, arruuf!

She was proud of me after the fact though. Can you blame her?!? Woof woof!

 
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