The Barking Machine
October 22nd 2012 5:03 pm
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I'm so jealous of what my mom did earlier tonight. She killed a squirrel. She feels really bad about it, and says there's no way she coulda not got it cause she was on the interstate in her car and didn't see the squirrel. I wanna get a squirrel! I've been trying for eleventy years! I bark at them and chase them but I've never caught one. Yet. Mom often asks me what I'd do if I caught one, and I woof that I'd show her if I ever did catch one. Someday!
Shakespeare, The Best Boy Ever